Heard that this game was crap, this game Mighty No. 9
Wasn't quite the worst but still not good
Never played it, so that bad reputation could be lies
It could be crap, could be gold

Yeah, I remember all that, hyped up, folks mad
Lazy Capcom hates thee, Mega Man fan, screw your money, right (oh)
But the old creator (oh) wanted a brand new successor (oh)
So he turned to good old crowdfundin', it should be no problem to make somethin' awesome
Ooh-ooh, that's a blatant temptin' fate line, uh, it's clear to see
Ooh-ooh, somehow things just didn't go right, it kind of died (whoo!)

Heard that this game was crap, this game Mighty No. 9
Don't know why though, consensus: "not good"
How did it go so bad? Wade through the angry thoughts online
Cut through the chaff, let me know

Yeah, most of what I do know is the build up, 'fraid so
Delays gettin' people pissed off, bad trailer turned more noses up (cringy)
And that's it, sounds basic (oh) but after the launch, heard jack shit (oh)
Maybe I would've paid attention if I had ever played a Mega Man game back then
Ooh-ooh, after launch, the talk kinda died, uh, a mystery
Ooh-ooh, mostly just "it's bad", "waste of time", real dried-up hype, ah yeah-eah (whoo!)

What about it's so crap? What's with Mighty No. 9?
Are there bugs? Is the story no good?
Are the graphics so bad that it becomes brain acid time?
I don't know jack, let me know
Credits are super-long, "Generous Backer" on a loop
Sure, that sounds completely pathetic but I'm gonna need more, it's true, I wanna know
Why'd they mem'ry-hole that game called Mighty No. 9?
Ah, yeah-eah

Crap on Mighty No. 9
The spotlight time is over, didn't much care at the time
It only holds my int'rest because sudden mass decline
Does make me stare, me stare, was it unfair, unfair?
Why do I care, I care? Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah (should not give two craps)

I should not give two craps (yeah-eah-eah) about Mighty No. 9
Nothin' screams "a lost gem", that's a hook
The response goes from "bad" to "barely mediocre", yikes
Seems a bit sad, kinda blows
I just always get shocked (so damn shocked) when the hype goes right through the roof (ah-ah-ah)
Then the next day, it's gone forever, just a warnin' for other fools where not to go
Not a game, a red flag (red flag) labelled "Mighty No. 9", feels bad, yeah, yeah
Known as "who gives a crap", yeah, that game Mighty No. 9, pass on Mighty No. 9 (yeah)