No, spin left, not ri-ight, you're failin' so-omeho-ow
Told you that you should brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow
Been through this ten ti-imes, ten shirts you've bu-urned do-own
You moron, please just brew it like I'm brewin' i-it
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it

How's this so wrong? Such a mess here
Not even a pig would imbibe
This brown slop that you've made, that's ri-ight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Said you followed the instructions
But if you did, I wouldn't sigh (uh-huh)
And then heavily roll my eye-eyes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
You're lucky that those caps labelled "dunce" aren't nice, bud (ah-ah)
Because I'd jam one right up your hole

No, four drops, not fi-ive (stupid), how can you no-ot cou-ount?
Told you that you should brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow
It sure feels like ti-ime (stupid) is stretchin' ri-ight ou-out
Because you still can't brew it like I'm brewin' i-it
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow (stupid)

Just brew it like I'm brewin' i-it
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it

Now it's all green, it ain't workin'
Doesn't say that you should add limes
Don't say "it does!" I know it's lie-ies, huh (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Wish I could stop this debacle
But I need this to come out right (uh-huh)
We need this to work just fi-ine (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
You swore to me that you were a buff at this stuff (oh-oh, yeah-oh)
But it smells like a full toilet bowl

Rosemary, not thy-yme (stupid), your method's u-unsou-ound
Told you that you should brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow
Might have a month's ti-ime (stupid), my brain might fa-all ou-out
If you still fail to brew it like I'm brewin' i-it (whoo!)
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow (stupid)

Just brew it like I'm brewin' i-it
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow (stupid)
Just brew it like I'm brewin' i-it
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it

That's too hot, not meant to be a bomb
You're brewin' it so very wrong, I'm shocked, awf'lly wrong (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Gonna flop potions class before long
You're brewin' it really damn wrong, I'm lost, awf'lly wrong (ooh-ooh-ooh)

This needs no newt's eye-eye, fling that thing ri-ight ou-out
Told you that you should brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow (ooh-ooh-ooh)
At all other ki-inds of spells, you a-astou-ound
So how come you can't brew it like I'm brewin' i-it
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow (stupid)

All I want's to turn pricks into frogs
Won't you brew it like I'm brewin' i-it?
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow (stupid)
But this slop won't even grow tongues long
Won't you brew it like I'm brewin' i-it?
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it

This potion is shi-ite (stupid), don't turn the glo-ow do-own
Told you that you should brew it like I'm brewin' i-it no-ow
Just copy me, ri-ight (stupid), won't look like a-a clo-own
Because you've failed to brew it like I'm brewin' i-it
Brew it like I'm brewin' i-it now (stupid)

Ex this hex, cause it's such a big fail, buddy
Ex this hex, a mess is all you've made (ooh-ooh-ooh)