Chorus: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
Here’s a black wig to hide your blonde
You grant my wishes and beyond
Please don’t respond
Just Christian Grey and form a bond

Verse 1: We rent out old used prison cells
Don’t have to care if someone yells
Just keep that safe word to your self
It’s Twilight Fan-fic birthed from Hell (yeah)
Whoa, there’s yearning my eyes
As you pull the mask on (as you pull the mask on)
Yes, it’s leather (yes, it’s leather)
For your pleasure (for your pleasure)
And I brought a stick, not to measure you

Chorus: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
You’ve got that paddle in your palms
It’s so much more fun when you’re bombed
It corresponds
Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
We got the whips and chains for free
From an old store that’s run by queens
Just spank me with that sparkl-y wand
Of which I’m fond
Just Christian Grey and form a bond

Verse 2: And when I flip you upside down
You wear a flipped right side-up frown
I’ll be your queen without a crown
I just want you in a gown
I’ve got to have you, babe
Whoa there’s candles all around
That match my fire (oh, they match our fire)
Pour their drippings (pour their drippings)
While we’re stripping (while we’re stripping)
Until one of us is splitting in two

Bridge: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
Ooo babe… like that one Rihanna song, yeah
Some may choose to just abscond
That’s their loss
Well Christian Grey and form a bond

Chorus: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond!
It’s much more healthy than a pond
If skinny-dipping sounds like fun
Just know you’re wrong
Just Christian Grey and form a bond, babe
You’ve got to be kind of a tease
You’re screaming mercy mercy please
Just look what Ed and Bella spawned
And it’s the bomb
Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond

You grant my wishes and beyond
Please don’t respond
Just Christian Grey and form a bond
Oo!