I'm going bowling today
Who else is coming to play?
I have got a team of three
I don't need them anyway

I have a title that I must defend
Pass me my bowling glove
It's on, it's on, it's on
Laying out the rules for you in advance

Silent your phone
So there's no ringtone

I've got a strike straight away
You are going to rue the day
That you ever challenged me
I'm going to win today

I'm the greatest haven't you heard yet
You should just watch me
It's on, it's on, it's on
You better sit down in that chair

Your attempted bowling makes me smile
I can beat you by a mile

Every time I role
I am in the zone

I'm only one frame away
I am going to win this game
Thank you for coming today
I'm only one frame away

And when I win you'll be gone
So you won't stay that long
Now don't get upset, it's meant to be
Mate, because when you fell like giving up
I'll meet you in the pub

It's a gutter ball, no way
No please guys don't go, stay
I need my team of three
To help me win, to help me win... the game
I was only one frame away
You are going to help me win
No guys don't leave, please stay, no guys don't leave, please stay