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Song Parodies -> "Pepsi's New Theme"

Original Song Title:

"F*** You"

Original Performer:

Cee-Lo Green

Parody Song Title:

"Pepsi's New Theme"

Parody Written by:

Paul Warren

The Lyrics

I'm getting sick of this Cola War. Pepsi always HAS a bone to pick on Coke, and if you hear this song by Cee-Lo and then the song from Pepsi in 2000...there's some similarities.
(Background singers sing "The Joy Of Cola")

I see you driving 'round town drinking a can of Coke, And I'm like F*** You.
I have some change in my pocket and what should I get, 'cause I'm like F*** You, Coca-Cola.

Pepsi beat the challenge, isn't that true?
They said "Coke is it".
And New Coke gave people a bad taste in their mouth,
They were like F*** You.

We're not sorry, we like to party and buy the world a Pepsi.
Coke ain't The Real Thing for our Generation, Drinking Coke just ain't sexy.

I pity the fool that Drinks a Coke or two.
Yeah, I have some news for you.
Heh...go cry in your Coca-Cola!

I see you driving 'round town drinking a can of Coke, and I'm like F*** You!
I have some change in my pocket and what should I get, 'cause I'm like F*** You, Coca-Cola.

Pepsi beat the challenge, isn't it true?
They said "Coke is It".
And New Coke gave people a bad taste in their mouth,
They were like F*** You.

And I know I tasted them both, isn't Colas all the same?
Tried the Coke and the Pepsi, I chose Pepsi in the Challenge Game.

I pity the fool, who drinks a Coke or two.
Yeah, Pepsi has some news for you...
They really hate your a** right now.

I see you driving 'round town drinking a can of Coke, and I'm like F*** You.
I have some change in my pocket and what should I get, 'cause I'm like F*** You, Coca-Cola.

Pepsi beat the challenge, isn't it true.
They said "Coke is It".
And New Coke gave people a bad taste in their mouth,
They were like F*** You.

Now baby, baby, baby, why do we hurt Coke so bad?
I tried to ask Your Mom, but she said ask Your Dad!

Your Dad just said...
(Belching Noises)
We loathe, we loathe the competition!

I see you driving 'round town drinking a can of Coke, and I'm like F*** You.
I have some change in my pocket and what should I get, 'cause I'm like F*** You, Coca-Cola.

Yes, Pepsi beat the challenge, they said it's true.
And No, Coke is Sh**.
The New Coke gave people a bad taste in their mouth,
They were like F*** You!

BURP!

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Broabetes - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Being from Atlanta and raised on the ideal that coke is far superior to pepsi, I have to disagree with your parody. I did think it was very funny and well written though.
Paul Warren - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
^Don't get me wrong, I myself like Coke more than Pepsi...I just see that everytime there's a Pepsi Commercial, they have to put-down Coke.

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