I see you driving downtown
To the voting booth
And I'm like, vote for me (hee hee hee)
I guess the change from Obama
Wasn't enough
So go vote for me
My name's Alvin Greene
Shouldn't have to be richer to be a winner
Ain't that the facts? (Ain't that the facts?)
And you should know deep inside that the thing that is right
Is to vote for me (hee hee hee)

Don't got a job, but I would like one
As the President of the US
Don't got no PAC, don't got endorsements
But I can sure do more with less!
You would be an eee-di-ot not to vote for me
(here's to all the young voters)
Yes
(here's to all the old voters)
Wheeeeeeeee
Make bobbleheads of me
A great way to spend our taxes

I see you driving downtown
To the voting booth
And I'm like, vote for me (hee hee hee)
I guess the change from Obama
Wasn't enough
So go vote for me
My name's Alvin Greene
Shouldn't have to be richer to be a winner
Ain't that the facts? (Ain't that the facts?)
And you should know deep inside that the thing that is right
Is to vote for me (hee hee hee)

Now I see, that I'll need a VP
So Larry Craig's my number 2
He's got a wide stance on all the issues
Won't flush our children's future down the loo
You would be an eee-di-ot not to vote for me
(here's to all the young voters)
Yes
(here's to all the old voters)
Wheeeeeeeee
This is the job for me
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man!

I see you driving downtown
To the caucus meet
And I'm like, vote for me (hee hee hee)
I guess the hope from Obama
Wasn't enough
So go vote for me
My name's Alvin Greene
You don't need experience to be a winner
Ain't that the facts? (Ain't that the facts?)
And you should know deep inside that the thing that is right
Is to vote for me (hee hee hee)

Now people, people, people, why you wanna tell me I'll never win?
(Won't win, won't win, won't win?)
They said it 'bout Ventura, but they were wrong when they said that about him
('Bout him, 'Bout him, 'Bout him)
Uh, why? Uh, why? Uh, why, voters
Vote for me
Please vote for me!

I see you driving downtown
To the voting booth
And I'm like, vote for me (hee hee hee)
I guess the change from Obama
Wasn't enough
So go vote for me
My name's Alvin Greene
Shouldn't have to be richer to be a winner
Ain't that the facts? (Ain't that the facts?)
And you should know deep inside that the thing that is right
Is to vote for me (hee hee hee)