(Mark Robinson, sung) I’m not a Nazi
I don’t comment on porno sites
I don’t wish we still had slavery
It’s not the case I wrote those things…
I’m not a pervert
I don’t not like Hebrews
My voters love me, they think I’m
An even better Dr. King

(spoken) Hold on, I can’t say that. I don’t even like Dr. King. I said he was a Commie and I called him “Martin Lucifer K**n”. Except I actually didn’t; Josh Stein time-traveled back twelve years and posted on that site pretending to be me!

(sung) I’m not withdrawing
They’ll vote for me after all
I’ll be the governor
‘Cause I’m not widely seen as someone weird
I’m not toast
I’m in the lead
The polls all are only lying
That I’m losing in the polls

(spoken) Maybe I really am losing

(Black Nazis) Hey Mark!

(Mark, spoken) Huh?

(Black Nazis) You're not delirious with despair
And you're not calling true things false
Hey Mark!

(Mark, spoken) This is weird.

(Black Nazis) You’re not hallucinating this chorus line of black Nazis at all!

(Mark, spoken) I’m not?

(Black Nazis) You’re just a victim
Of a lynching, the high tech kind
‘Course you probably think that lynching
Was not so bad a thing at all
You hate the trans freaks
You don’t get an erection
While watching them do porno scenes
You’re not so hyp-o-crit-i-call

(Mark) I’m not a liar
It is true this story’s false
I didn’t leave the house
To rent videos at the porno shop!
I’m no creep!
No Peeping Tom!
I’m not someone who liked banging
My wife’s sister, till I’d pop!

(spoken) My favorite music!
(Cue a steamy saxophone version of the Horst Wessel song)

(Mark, spoken): Look at me now, Donald!

(sung) I’m not a scandal
Trump’s not dissing me at all
I still have full support
Of the North Carolina GOP!

I’m not done!
It’s not the end!
I don’t spend my time on wishing
That the KKK’d admit me

[Black Nazis]
You are gonna win!
You are gonna win!
You are not, not, not, not, not, not giving in!
Don’t give in!
You are gonna…

[The Black Nazis disappear, leaving Mark to realize he has virtually no chance to]
…win.