Hey, red squirrel
You’re being too loud
I won’t hear anything till you quit jumping around.
I hear a good deer
But it’s really just you
I’d think that you’d have something better that you could do.
I hear your little rustle
And you get my hopes up
I’ve been waiting for a deer since the sun came up.
Hey red squirrel
Go dig up some nuts
You know you’re really driving me nuts!

Why, why you gotta waste my time
Can’t you stay put in a pine
It’s just a matter of time
Till I find
It’s not a red squirrel
And I stomp my boots
I'd be angry if I missed a deer to shoot
Like a doe, doe, doe,
Could of shot the buck or the doe, doe, doe.

Hey red squirrel,
You’re looking at me
Just nibbling on a nut above my stand in a tree.
There’s lots of trees, squirrel
But you picked the one
That’s sitting right above me at the tip of my gun.
I wonder if your fight or flight would even kick in
Before my big .240 went right through your skin
Hey red squirrel
You should really flee
I’m gonna give you till the count of three

Why, why you gotta waste my time
Can’t you stay put in a pine
It’s just a matter of time
Till I find
A dead red squirrel
Who thought he was cute
But I then I turned around and really gave him the boot!
Didn’t go, go, go.
Want to shoot a doe, doe, doe!
Oh you’re no good, squirrel
You couldn’t see
I couldn’t couldn’t take it
Shoulda listened to me, yeah… (Gunshot Noise)

Why, why I gotta be so blind
Think I must have lost my mind
Shouldn’t have shot from my blind
Cause behind
Was a big buck
Just right for me
I should have just ignored the squirrel and let him be.