That little pig is a friend to me, we have fun it's true
Little red shirt and a big belly, I'm a chubby dude
If you're not into sweets then go, since I'm done with you
Noisy bounce, c'mon Tigger stop, it isn't funny dude
Look, I got plans now, getting honey goo
Bees try to stop my plans, still get honey goo
Walkin slowly down the dirt street, I do not own running shoes
Talkin bout Hundred Acre Wood, now who run it? Pooh


Now you want to get a jar from Pooh?
This my industry, Winnie P
You want to get fat?
I'm the guy to see
There's a rumbly in my tumbly
Too bad, now it's all for me
I might dip into my stash too much
But it's so yum-yummy
Truthfully, I've got a big
Enough sweet tooth to eat
Much more than my friend the pig
And it is never fruit or meat
If I ever took the bus
I would take up two whole seats
My friends rarely make a fuss
'Bout my weight and huge belly

I never do laundry, no need
Since I am cooler than you
I do not sweat, I don't bleed
Stay motivated by greed
To get the flavor I need
Oh yes, indeed
I like to hum all day long
Seeking more sweets with a song
Might not be right
Sometimes you need to be wrong
I got no need to be strong
Just enough to lift a jar
Walking's tough, I have no car
I get hungry walking far
I don't want to raise the bar
Unless honey is below
And then you already know
My paws will be on the jar
Then I will make my belly grow

That little pig is a friend to me, we have fun it's true
Little red shirt and a big belly, I'm a chubby dude
If you're not into sweets then go, since I'm done with you
Noisy bounce, c'mon Tigger stop, it isn't funny dude
Look, I got plans now, getting honey goo
Bees try to stop my plans, still get honey goo
Walkin slowly down the dirt street, I do not own running shoes
Talkin bout Hundred Acre Wood, now who run it? Pooh

Please cheer up, Eeyore, don't feel bad
Eat some honey, don't feel sad
I don't understand your brain
Ignorance helps me feel glad
Tigger still won't slow his bounce
Rabbit still gripes and gripes and gripes
Got SaladGirl on Tinder, yikes!
Now when I swipe, the swipe's not right

I hate both woozles and heffalumps
They make me feel like a chump
No hunny makes me a grump
I join Eeyore in the dumps
It might be worse than the mumps
I didn't overreact
Hunny is life that's a fact
Now, heffalump bones might get cracked
I won't be breaking their bones though
If hunny is returned intact
Woozles are signing a pact
Since they don't wanna get smacked
Don't mess with Winnie the P
When I'm in need of a snack
Flabby fat arms, still give a good whack
The woozles and the heffalumps
Whimper since they're running scared
They've got legs around their tails
Thanks to this cuddly hunny bear.

That little pig is a friend to me, we have fun it's true
Little red shirt and a big belly, I'm a chubby dude
If you're not into sweets then go, since I'm done with you
Noisy bounce, c'mon Tigger stop, it isn't funny dude
Look, I got plans now, getting honey goo
Bees try to stop my plans, still get honey goo
Walkin slowly down the dirt street, I do not own running shoes
Talkin bout Hundred Acre Wood, now who run it? Pooh