Mmm-mmm, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Oh-oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah

Somebody took a big bite out (yeah)
Of my sandwich, big bite out (yeah, yeah, yeah)
That was s'pposed to go in my mouth
Which of you dicks took that big bite out (yeah, yeah, yeah)?
Some asshole took a big bite out
Which prick took that big bite now (yeah, yeah, yeah)?
No, it wasn't me, I have no doubt
That someone else took that big bite out

Oh-oh, yeah-eah (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Someone took that big bite out
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Which asshole took that big bite out?

May be a light crime (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
To steal a nice bite (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But I'm still pissed about this, yeah (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Meant to be all mine (all mine)
It isn't dog-sized, dog-sized (dog-sized, dog-sized)
Way too neat for a dog, that's right (dogs aren't real clean eaters, that's right)
No cats 'round here, it must
Have been one of you, it must have been you, you bums

Not right that someone took a big bite out
Of my sandwich, big bite out (hey)
Now there's less to go in my mouth
'Cause some douchebag took a big bite out (yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Some asshole took a big bite out
Which prick took that big bite now (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
Gonna check each tooth 'til there's no doubt
That I know who took that big bite out, yeah-eah

Open your mouth, downwards jaw, please (ayy)
You thought that I'd just be pouty, yeah (ayy-ee-yeah)?
Take food theft almost devoutly
Smell the breaths made as you doubt me (ooh-ooh)
I spy, I spy
Oh my, oh my, oh my, my (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No smell of any lunch (yeah-eah-eah-ee-ee)
Clever, seems you've covered up any little crumb (hey)

Not right that someone took a big bite out
Of my sandwich, big bite out (oh, yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh)
Yes, I'm gonna measure each mouth
'Til I find who took that big bite out (hey, yeah)
Some asshole took a big bite out
Which prick took that big bite now (ooh-ooh-hey-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
Sure, forensic dentistry's got doubts
I must know who took that big bite out, yeah-eah-ee

It was barely two seconds, though
Said "I need to piss, better go, buddies" (whoo!)
Stood up to head off so (ayy)
Heard a crunch, turned quick and lo, buddy (ah-ah)
It was whole when I left it, so (yeah-yeah)
Don't you say that it was me, no, buddy (yeah-eah, ayy)
I'll never let this go (yeah-eah)
'Til I learn which dick is no buddy (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Somebody took a big bite out (oh-oh-oh, buddy) (yeah-eah-eah)
Of my sandwich, big bite out (yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-yeah-ee) (yeah-eah)
Ev'rybody stand up, laps down (whoo!) (yeah-eah)
Watch the crumbs fall from that big bite out (yeah, yeah) (yeah-eah) (no-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Some asshole took a big bite out (yeah-eah-eah)
Which prick took that big bite now (oh, yeah) (yeah-eah) (no-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
Who just burped? The waiter's so red now (yeah-eah)
Well, I'm feelin' like a dipshit, wow (yeah, yeah), yeah-eah-ee (yeah-eah)

Yeah-eah-eah
Yeah-eah
Yeah-eah-eah
Yeah-eah