Uh
Yeah, no
Not gonna do tha-at now
You may be beggi-in' now (beggi-in' now), but I won't tip that cow, yeah, no-o
You don't have that mu-uch clout
So dressin' up a-as clowns (up a-as clowns)? I'm gonna turn you-ou down
You're claimin' that it's real fun, but it all just sounds stupid
Not gonna dye some dude's clothin' pink to feel included
Yeah, no

Yeah, no
Yeah, no
Yeah, no
Hey, it isn't cleve-er
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah, no
To rig a doorbell to spray Selzte-er
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (ooh-ooh), yeah, no

Not gonna change my mi-ind
Won't rig door bucke-ets now (bucke-ets now), won't fling rubber snakes 'round, yeah, no-o
These pranks are lame, alri-ight?
Rollin' my eyes a-around (eyes a-around) at "glue on doorknobs" no-o-ow
I'm not opposed to some fun, as long as it ain't stupid
Replace the flag with your undies? Won't get you saluted
Yeah, no

Yeah, no
Yeah, no
Yeah, no
Hey, not very cleve-er
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah, no
Frogs down the jumper? Lame endeavou-our
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Ain't gonna happen
Ooh, wasted your plannin', goodbye
Don't like your prankin'
Ooh, they're lame and flaccid, that's right
You might not stand it
Ooh, could not imagine that I
Would end up passin'
Ooh, on all your prankin' tonight

Yeah, no
Yeah, no
Ooh-ooh, yeah, no
Hey, tissues with peppe-er?
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah, no
Campus blackout? A bit more cleve-er
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (ooh-ooh), still no