Great external crushin' down is quite a bummer

Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a hand here, buddy (a hand here, buddy)
There's this minuscule issue involvin' my failin' health (health, health)
It could just be nothin', ooh, but if you could study (could you study)
This huge pile of rocks here that's been weighin' down on myself (self, self)
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
I don't know if you know this, my pain's high, so hi-igh
High, so hi-igh, oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
It hurts, so could you get the rocks to rise, oh, ri-ise
Rise, oh ri-ise

Pressure
Tearin' me apa-art
Though at least I've got free arms
And so I can ma-ake a tweet or two-o
Might relieve this pressure, dude
Help relieve this pressure, du-u-u-ude

Kinda hurts, kinda hurts, kinda hurts, I should stop whinin' (I should stop whinin')
Can't waste that air, I kinda need it, true (true, true)
I cannot fee-eel my legs, now my jea-eans
Are ruined, that's crap, they were my fav'rite pair, too (too, too)
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
It may seem fairly hopeless, but it's fine, real fi-ine
Fine, real fi-ine, oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Still hurts, but I can't do much else but lie here, ri-ight
Lie here, ri-ight

Pressure
Wouldn't be too ha-ard
To lift those rocks off my parts
No fan of the pai-ain, obvious tru-uth
Could you end this pressure, dude?
Come on, end this pressure, du-u-u-ude

I may seem pleasant, if I start stressi-in'
'Twould increase pressure, so move, move, move you-our arse
I hate this pressure, ain't a fun pressu-ure
Relieve this pressure, are you, you a hu-uge arse?

Pressure (relieve this pressure)
Sure, I may seem ca-alm (I hate this pressu-ure, this ain't real leisure)
But you're givin' me such qualms (you huge, huge, huge, hu-uge arse, relieve this pressure)
You're standin' in pla-ace like a big dou-ouche (don't want this pressu-ure, stuck here forever)
What the hell'd I ever do (if you don't move you-our arse and nix this pressure)
To deserve this pressure, du-u-u-ude (this bloody pressu-ure)?