Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
I'll get some matches, petrol too
That's gas to all you Yankee dudes
But whatever it's called, I'm gonna burn some things

Uh
I guess I'm what you call a pyromaniac
Next to me, Beavis is a talentless hack
There's nothing that I can't burn, man
Yo
Break into my neighbour's house, set fire to his Snuggie
Buy a couple flamethrowers and mount 'em on my buggie
I'll drive around, igniting garbage cans
Oh, yes, I'll do it, I'll do it
Like Pink it's cuz I can

Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
Launch flaming balls into the sky
That sounds quite suspect, wonder why
No more innuendo, I'm gonna burn some things
Because I'm bored

Ooh-hoo
Ooh-hoo
Hoo-ooh-ooh
I'm just that bored
Ooh-hoo
Ooh-hoo
Hoo-ooh-ooh

Tomorrow I'll track down the home of my ol ex
Burn the bloody place down
And I'll have no regrets
Sure to relight our passion a-flame
(Oh, that joke was so lame)
Yeah
I might mess around and burn a Starbucks or three
One on ev'ry corner, flaming symmetry
Sorry hipsters, I'm kinda crazed
Oh, yes, I did it, I did it
I guess I might be mad

Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
Might call me crazy, can't blame you
When I ignite ev'ryone's shoes
Except mine, I'm not that mad, I won't burn my things

I might
Set fire to your hair
Ignite a telephone and stare
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, ba-burn, ba-burn, burn
You might slap me with arson suits
The jail ain't fireproof, dude
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-yeah, yea-yeah, yeah

Oh
Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
A couple rocks, some effort, I
Will make that macho warden cry
Say goodbye to prison, then I'll burn ev'rything
Because I'm bored

Ooh-hoo
Ooh-hoo
Hoo-ooh-ooh
I'm just so bored
Ooh-hoo
Ooh-hoo
Hoo-ooh-ooh
Dang'rously bored