I don't think that I'm ready, but the notion
Of a pillow fight there keeps me goin'
Truth from TV shows is what I'm hopin'
For this slumber party
Not done this before, was kinda hopeless
In the social contract, out of focus
Didn't expect that one Facebook notice
For a slumber party
No, n-no, no, it's a lie
Must be a misclick, that's right
Was sayin' no, n-no, no, it's a lie
It can't be a real invite, wrong

What's involved? More than "chattin', hangin' out", it's more involved
That's what I got from those teen flicks and cartoon shows
I might sound stupid, this ain't a bad situation, no
Should take it slow, it's a slumber party
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh (just a slumber party)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, it's a slumber party

I expect pizza and prank call troubles
Fanservice that's very far from subtle
And enough stolen beer to make us all see double-triple (oh)
At this slumber party
No, n-no, no, it's a lie (lie)
It's a trap to steal my eyes (eyes)
That's crazy (yeah-eah), no, n-no, no, that's a lie (lie)
I'm a bit on edge, alright, uh, yeah, 'cause

Worried I'll screw up chattin', gabbin' with folks I don't know
It's first world problems, but I still hope it won't blow
Both in the metaphorical sense and the lit'ral, no
Don't really blow (ee-yeah-eah), be good, slumber party
Don't go overboard snackin', snackin' 'til my stomach blows
Waste precious mingle time stuck on the toilet bowl
Know that sounds icky, but it's simply how my thought train goes (how it goes)
Just how it goes (oh-ooh), be good, slumber party
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (my thought train is crazy)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh (just a slumber party)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (a slumber party, ee-yeah-eah)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Slumber party, hey
No, n-no, no, it's a lie
No-one's gonna sleep tonight
At the slumber party

I think my brain is crackin', crackin' from the pressure, blows
"It's just a party" says all those who didn't know (those who didn't know)
These kinds of get-togethers can make reputations grow (or make 'em)
Or make 'em blow (huh), that's a slumber party
So if I fail at hangin', hangin' with the top kids, no
More times will I see my Facebook light up like so
Must make an impression, good or bad, it could make me, yo (could make me)
Or break me, yo (yeah-eah-ee-yeah-ee-ee-yeah-eah), that's a slumber party (a slumber party)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (eah-eah-eah-ee), ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (slumber, yeah-ee)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh (that's a slumber party)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (they get crazy, it's true)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah, trust me), that's a slumber party