Strangely, We've been playing Jumanji
Heard that echoed boom and now it really stinks
Chimps have gone... Ape!
Dealing with some nasty foliage
When we rolled that Flower Power's stinging bits
Knocked our lights... Out...

Game's... So mean...
Our weeds... Increased...
Dumb in... Botany...

Vi-i-ines gonna gro-o-ow... They're insa-a-ane...
Killer sprouts have leaked outside
Vi-i-ines gonna gro-o-ow...
Acid squi-i-irts and it's stunnin' till we're bliiiiiiiiind, Whoa-aoh!

Di-i-ined on our bo-o-ones... Plant buffe-e-et...
Huge mosquitos drink blood brine
Yi-i-ikes! Bats have flo-o-own...
This is wo-o-orse than Backgammon, Hear me whiiiiiiiiine: "Whoa-aoh!"

Strangely, Lions wanna chomp us up!
As their mane course; Lost my Pride when time for lunch!
Hear them roar... Loud!
Dodge that old dude with his old musket
His impressive 'stash and his love for crumpets
Hunts us guys... Down!

Game's... Obscene...
We screamed... "Stampede!"
Smashed ferociously

Hi-i-ide from Hippo-po-pos! Stuffed their fa-a-ace!
Hungry with huge teeth, That bites!
Spi-i-iked by Rhino-no-nos! Got the po-o-oint in the end (of my behiiiiiiiiind), Who-aoh!

Spi-i-iders are gro-o-oss! Need bug spra-a-ay!
Swing a newspaper to fight!
Stri-i-iked by Dumbo-bo-bo but I he-e-erd that they are terrified of miiiiiiiiiiice! (Whoa-aoh!)

Game's... Extreme... (This game's extreme)
We're squeezed... By trees... (We're squeezed by trees)
So revoltingly (So revoltingly, ingly, ingly, ingly--ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly)

Dry-y-y till rain flo-o-o-ows, Flood won't dra-a-ain!
These new Crocs don't fit quite right!
Sli-i-ide and I'm so-o-oaked by the dir-ir-irt, Quicksand put me in a bind, Whoa-oah!

I-I-I need a co-o-omb since I'm dra-a-agged
To this Jungle, That's my strife!
I-I-I'll sue these do-o-opes, There's no mir-ir-irth with this fearing for my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife, Whoa-oah!