Not workin', ain't workin'

My track record's spotty, my wand's always knotty
If I seem kinda dotty, I'm just the worst witch
I tried to turn you teeny like your weenie
Instead you hit the ceilin', I'm just the worst witch
My spells are real crappy, tried to work hard at 'em
Gave me hoof hands, I'm just the worst witch
Absolute worst witch, kind of the worst witch
No joke, the worst witch, I'm just the worst witch

Ah-ah-ah-ah (I'm just the worst witch)
Ah-ah-ah-ah

I can't stop screwin' it up
I've lost cou-ount how oft I've turned my buds
Into cards, insects or plain pond scum
Don't get how they've no-ot left, nu-u-uts
Each spell book chapter, I've failed to master
Wrong spells on repeat, complete disaster
Teacher will help out, they've got the know-how
One flick of their wand, watch now, my friends have become de-cow-ed

Despite all my practice, the same shit keeps happ'nin'
I flub all of my zappin', I'm just the worst witch
The reason why eludes me, so confused, please
Why does it all go goofy? Might be the worst witch
Can I not pronounce shit? Is my poor wand busted?
'Til that code's cracked, I'm just the worst witch
The total worst witch, no bet, the worst witch
Hands down, the worst witch, I'm just the worst witch

Ah-ah-ah-ah (I'm just the worst witch)
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Not my wand, know that now
It's been tested, friend made me a sow
So I wonder what's wrong now
Don't deserve thi-is weird cu-u-urse
Somebody's hexed me, some rival sorcerer
Makin' me never cast my spells proper, sucks
Tryin' to summon up a little bubble, but
I've spawned a slaad, which looks pretty damn tough enough

I don't kno-ow why ev'ry single time
That I try to fly-y, somethin' just goes awry-y, sucks
I keep flyin' hi-igher on fi-i-ire
Someone tell me-e why each and ev'ry time
All my summoned crea-eatures try to eat my tea-eachers
Not what I desi-i-ired, desi-i-ired, desi-i-ired
Worst (worst), worst
Worst (worst), worst
Worst (worst), worst
Worst (worst), worst
Worst, no doubt (worst, no doubt), worst, no doubt
Worst, no doubt (worst, no doubt), worst, no doubt
Worst, no doubt (worst, no doubt), worst, no doubt
I'm just the worst witch

I'm just the worst witch