Drivin' round, I'm up and on my way b
But I've got a brain pain, I can't steer right toda-a-ay
That's not in the sense of "drunk", right
I've got no space to drive
Oh (oh-oh, oh-oh), oh-ooh, oh (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Blocked from movin' right, oh (oh-oh, oh-oh), oh, no (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
I've got my indicator on, should see
That bright orange, this is bollocks, got a crowd around me-e-e
I don't get why I'm bein' choked off
My car is a small one
Oh (oh-oh, oh-oh), oh-ooh, oh (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Come on, let me go (oh-oh, oh-oh), go (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)

Surrounded by huge assholes, no-one wants to part
It doesn't take much effort to slow your over-muscled cars
Wantin' to turn right at least sometime today
You can see my light which means that I wanna drive in the other lane
Just open up so I can make
A little turn right to the other lane
Move it out of my friggin' way
Let me bloody drive in the other lane

Could try to take myself on a little whirl
Round a block a twirl, but I know it won't wo-o-ork
It's how I got in this mess, right
'Cause I failed it the first time
Oh (oh-oh, oh-oh), oh-ooh, oh (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Right lane's packed too tight, oh (oh-oh, oh-oh), oh, no (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
I guess no-one wants me, don't want me
The one place that I must be to get where I shou-ould be
And no, I cannot just turn 'round
To make the trip left turns now
Oh (oh-oh, oh-oh), oh-ooh, oh (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Not how things unfold (oh-oh, oh-oh), fold (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)

'Cause I know how my luck goes, it's a total farce (hey, hey)
Know once I make that choice, nobody in that lane will depart
Ev'ry other driver is a total prick
At least when I'm drivin', they never let me drive in the other lane
Pain in the butt, I have to say
I just wanna drive in the other lane
Wouldn't take long to hit the brakes
So that I can drive in the other lane (hey, hey)

I'm goin' nuts, I don't wanna stay in this bloody lane
Just let me move right, I just wanna drive in the other lane
I'm completely stuck, I don't wanna stay in this bloody lane
Can't you see these lights? I just wanna drive in the other lane
Lights are glowin', glowin' (ooh-ooh-ooh), the siren's goin', goin'
Why would you block (ooh-ooh-ooh) the medic's way? You're in my way

Somebody dialled three zeroes (yeah-eah-hea-eah), problems with their heart
And I can't get to their home (oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh) 'cause of these self-important cars
Are they colour-blind and deaf? Should not drive, mate (they should not drive, mate)
Please let me go right, man, I really need to drive in the other lane
I'm not the only one in pain
'Cause I cannot drive in the other lane (hey, hey)
My boss will not lay off my case
Just 'cause I can't drive in the other lane (pain in my behind, yeah-eah-hey)

Might open up my window to say "Clear the other lane!
Don't you see these bright lights? I need to drive in the other lane!" (they're such a pain)
Must be a plot, I don't see a way to the other lane
Might risk a high fine, I've just got to drive in the other lane (get out the way)
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh