Long ago when I was five,
I snuck in the kitchen late at night,
and ate a peanut with a honey glaze.
My father asked who ate the snack.
I said that it was my brother Zack.
And Zack got grounded for 18 days.
I've lived that guilt all of my life,
and now I can't afford to have a wife!
Bow down thy soulless cat,
from the Earth once forth ye fell.
The path of fire leads thee to Spooky Amish Hell Dream!
Welcome back to Spooky Amish Hell Dream!
You are having a Spooky Amish Hell Dream now!
And now I've gone and done it again,
I committed another awful sin,
and now my soul has shrunk, not grown.
You blamed your brother for eating the peanut,
and now you walk out on your mission companion?
Heh, you're a prick!
JESUS! I'M SORRY!
You remember Lucifer?
He is even spookier!
Muslims and gypsies,
have you heard the news?
Devin was caught playing hooky.
Now he's back with Orthodox, Catholics, and Jews!
It's super spooky kooky!
I'm sorry Lord, it was selfish of me,
to break the rules, please I don't want to be
in this Spooky Amish Hell Dream!
Oh Heavenly Father!
Give me one more chance!
I promise I won't break the rules again!
(Guitar solo)
I can't believe Jesus called me a prick!