Song Parodies -> "Musudan"

Original Song Title:

"Only One"

Original Performer:

"Musudan"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

N Korea is moving several BM25 Musadan missiles to the East for either a test launch or to aim at Seoul, Japan, or Guam. Despite the claims, it has a range in 3-stage form of between 3000-4000 km, insufficient to reach the US west coast (LA is supposedly the prime target). The missile is a departure from the Taepodong series in that it is a variant of a Russian submarine missle with seperate propellents per stage. The real missile to worry about is the Taepodong III with boosters which would extend that 3-stage missile out to 15,000 km which could hit Alaska, Hawaii, or LA. It is basically a modified Taepodong II. Still, the threat of the Musudan to S Korea, Japan, and Guam is real and any miscalculation by Kim Jong Un could lead to all-out war in that region and bring the US in to hit Pyongyang hard.

Distance is getting farther – nuke-tipped Musudan
Missile vast improved, nuke-tipped Musudan
Kim Jong Un’s pride yet it’s foolish to apply
Could lead to a miscalculation, nuke-tipped Musudan
Musudan

The Hermit Kingdom is hard to deter,
Test launches always make the news
Tough sanctions and UN motions are disappointments
The missiles (are put) on public view

Missile set apart from Taepodong I and II
A variant type from a submarine
Mounting a nuke puts the West, Japan, and Seoul ill at ease
Bring others to their knees (Stages: 3)

Long-range, 4k by now – nuke-tipped Musudan (nuke-tipped Musudan)
Got the region and US shaken-up, nuke-tipped Musudan
Kim Jong Un’s pride yet it’s foolish to apply
Could lead to retaliation, nuke-tipped Musudan

Musudan
Nuke-tipped Musudan, Musudan

Sanctions didn‘t work, made 8 warheads from your nuke program
What if all goes wrong?
Aim at LA, the B-2s will slay- there goes Pyongyang!!!

Young Un trying to please hardliners, the West offends
Rhetoric isn’t too smart – why is it so familiar?
North will be destroyed due to an arrogant, careless moment
Does he REALLY want to go nuclear?

Long-range, 4k by now – nuke-tipped Musudan (nuke-tipped Musudan)
Got the region and US shaken-up, nuke-tipped Musudan
Kim Jong Un’s pride yet it’s foolish to apply
Could lead to retaliation, nuke-tipped Musudan

Musudan
Musudan
Nuke-tipped Musudan, Musudan…

Note: All my KPOP parodies are provisional b/c they are based on the translated English versions ONLY- not the original Hangul or Romanized versions. The parody does not align with the OS due to the syllabic and non-rhyming discrepancies in the translated version. Eastern thoughts and meanings also vary...

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