Intro: New boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Young boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Yo boy boy b-b-boy, b-b-boys

Verse 1: A brand new boy band?
I didn’t see that!
Thought they were gone
But these four fools have brought them back
The odds are one of them is gay, that’s just a fact
Soon one will go solo and the others just fade black
Yeah, the stage is theirs for ‘bout fifteen minutes
Just a one hit wonder and everything that comes with it
They can make the girls scream like Mr. Bieber Fever
They were in the game, but soon they gon’ drop and leave her

Verse 2: Have you ever had the feeling that this has been done?
Yeah, I’m glad because I thought I was the only one
And everyday we dance and sing our songs
I cannot see how this could go wrong
But I watched VH1 and this is just what they said

Chorus: (Look at all these) (Look at all these)
Take a look at all these boy bands
I see that
Backstreet Boys were here, but now where they at?
I am scared to end up just like Hanson
What’s the deal with all our stupid dances?
We’re a boy band!
Don’t know why
We might as well start singing “Bye-Bye-Bye”
I have looked at all that have come before
But they have all passed, we’re last on floor
A boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Young boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Damn boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band!
Last boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band

Verse 3: Let me take a tiny moment to digest this yo
(To digest this yo)
I don’t wanna disappear, like that one group LFO
(Just like LFO)
They had that one hit with the “Girl on TV”
But when’s the last time LFO has been seen?
I think that one of them may have washed my car last week

Chorus: We are a
Yes, We are a stinking boy band
I see now
Only one of us is gonna break out
Which one of us is Justin Timberlake?
Which other three will work at Steak n’ Shake?
Short-lifed boy band!
Ain’t that sad
Gonna sell some tires, like Color Me Badd
I have looked at all that have come before
Didn’t know what I had signed up for
A boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Young boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Damn boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band!
Last boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band

Bridge: Please just tell us why we’re even here
All of this could ruin our careers
A recovery could take some years
Brings us tears
One thing’s clear

You may have tons of fans
You may have tons at hand
We just don’t need a boy band
I hope you understand
I wish you all the luck
In your future plans
Though you’re prolly done
But that is just my stance
But y’all could be the first
You have got a chance
Big Time Rush, is the one
Come out and sing and dance
Just cuz it’s not done
Just don’t go in that trance
Wearin’ your tight-ass pants
Guess you are like Lance

Chorus: (Looking at a…) (Looking at a…)
That you’re looking at a boy band
Man we stink
Which of us is gay? Like Lance from N’Sync
Hopefully we can put all this behind
A good paying job, maybe hard to find
After boy band
We don’t rock
We have the “oh’s” like, New Kids on the Block
I have looked at all that have come before
I’ll see you at the tour that is for
Old boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy bands
Lame boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy bands
Poor boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy bands!

All I know is now, that we are ******!