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Song Parodies -> "We're Gonna Go Shut One Direction Down"
Original Song Title:
"Here's To Never Growing Up"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"We're Gonna Go Shut One Direction Down"
Parody Written by:
The Great Destroyer
The Lyrics
Okay, so I listened to Here's To Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne and I felt it was pretty cool (except the swearing gave me a problem) so I decided to parody this and turn it into shutting One Direction down (which, obviously, has nothing to do with not growing up, but hey, a guy can dream, eh?)!
Singing "Live While We're Young" at the top of our lungs!
And my soul's corrupted and the bell has rung!
Got a fully loaded 12-gauge and it's gettin' us pumped!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
Let's call all our friends, kill them this weekend!
Of all lame reasons, I don't think they'll ever change!
Their songs are a bore!
We won't hear no more!
Let's use gore galore!
One Direction's going down!
Say, we can kill all, so hey!
We can kill them any day!
We could burn up all their songs!
Singing "Live While We're Young" at the top of our lungs
And then Harry Styles gets stuck in dung.
Niall Horann's gotta run, 'cause we trashed their bunks!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
They'll be running down the street while we burn their lawn!
I just have to make sure we don't kill a fawn!
And now Zayne Malik's is screaming that they'll soon be gone!
We're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, we're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, we're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Burn those mean 'ole thanes! They all have no blame!
Let's just go kill Zayne! Niall Horann's going too!
They're just so messed up! They just don't know us!
Let's just screw them up!
'Cause they're never gonna change!
Say, can we kill them all, so hey?
We will all start screaming "YAY!"
But Mr. Howard will say "Nay!"
Singing "Live While We're Young" at the top of our lungs!
It's corrupting our souls and staining our tongues!
It's a battle in the backyard against Madison Young!
We're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Now Madi's gonna scream and we're gonna crash!
Finding Harry's throat for our knives to slash!
One Direction must go, Ben will rob their cash!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! Go shut One Direction Down!
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! Go shut One Direction Down!
Say, why don't we kill them all, and hey!
They could stay away, or nay!
I say One Direction's flayed!
Singing "Live While We're Young" at the top of our lungs!
Their songs are corrupting our souls and tongues!
Gotta get up in the morning and hit their rungs!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
And pretty soon we'll be hearing their songs no more!
And then Zachariah Hopkins'll fry 'em like s'mores!
With those stinky guys gone, we'll be singing like doors!
We'll say "One Direction's been shut down!"
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! One Direction's been shut down!
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! One Direction's been shut down!
And my soul's corrupted and the bell has rung!
Got a fully loaded 12-gauge and it's gettin' us pumped!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
Let's call all our friends, kill them this weekend!
Of all lame reasons, I don't think they'll ever change!
Their songs are a bore!
We won't hear no more!
Let's use gore galore!
One Direction's going down!
Say, we can kill all, so hey!
We can kill them any day!
We could burn up all their songs!
Singing "Live While We're Young" at the top of our lungs
And then Harry Styles gets stuck in dung.
Niall Horann's gotta run, 'cause we trashed their bunks!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
They'll be running down the street while we burn their lawn!
I just have to make sure we don't kill a fawn!
And now Zayne Malik's is screaming that they'll soon be gone!
We're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, we're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, we're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Burn those mean 'ole thanes! They all have no blame!
Let's just go kill Zayne! Niall Horann's going too!
They're just so messed up! They just don't know us!
Let's just screw them up!
'Cause they're never gonna change!
Say, can we kill them all, so hey?
We will all start screaming "YAY!"
But Mr. Howard will say "Nay!"
Singing "Live While We're Young" at the top of our lungs!
It's corrupting our souls and staining our tongues!
It's a battle in the backyard against Madison Young!
We're gonna go shut One Direction Down!
Now Madi's gonna scream and we're gonna crash!
Finding Harry's throat for our knives to slash!
One Direction must go, Ben will rob their cash!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! Go shut One Direction Down!
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! Go shut One Direction Down!
Say, why don't we kill them all, and hey!
They could stay away, or nay!
I say One Direction's flayed!
Singing "Live While We're Young" at the top of our lungs!
Their songs are corrupting our souls and tongues!
Gotta get up in the morning and hit their rungs!
We're gonna go shut One Direction down!
And pretty soon we'll be hearing their songs no more!
And then Zachariah Hopkins'll fry 'em like s'mores!
With those stinky guys gone, we'll be singing like doors!
We'll say "One Direction's been shut down!"
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! One Direction's been shut down!
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa! One Direction's been shut down!
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I don't know why I voted this all ones, I shouldn't have voted at all. Writing about a fully loaded 12-guage, and killing the members of a boy band because you don't like them is a horrible idea and not funny at all. Sure, I'm not a 13 year old girl who obsesses over 1D, but that doesn't mean they should "Find Harry's throat for your knife to slash"...c'mon man.
It wasn't meant to be taken seriously, Abbott.
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