Had a late night filled with drunkness
Brain's about to fall apa-art
I need sleep 'fore I throw up again
Might need to set up tarps
I know that I'm too drunk to really stand
So there's a favour that I nee-eed
I need to wake up nice and early, job to get to, right
So just stay by me

And wake me up and get me sober
I don't like being hungover
Because I'd had far too many belts
And as a result, I am plotzed
So drag me up to my bedchamber
Not too fast, there's still a danger
Of me tossing my cookies again
Cause I didn't know when to stop

Could you please stop the spinning of the world
It's gone upside down and mad
Now there's two of you, now five, all a-whirl
And I really love you, man
Not the booze that's talkin', it's me, my bud
Are you sure that we're inside?
Ev'rything that I see is fuzz
Beer's gone to my eyes

Just drag me up to my bedchambers
And don't leave and come back later
Stay by me, cause I'm feelin' like hell
Cause I am incredibly sloshed
So wake me up and get me sober
In the morning, please stay over
I can see six copies of yourself
Oh, I had too much of the sauce

So help me out, I'm too sloshed
Give me a hand, I'm so plotzed
Don't let me stumble and fall
Help me out, bro (help me, bro, help me, bro)