I like guys, I'll say it, I've been picturing you naked
Your girlfriend is frownin', she'd rather see me drownin'
Bigass muscles, amazin', he's everything I've been prayin'
My mind is blowin', takes awhile for him, a bit slow, yeah

Me and your boyfriend playin' doctor in my house
I gave your boyfriend sweet kisses on the mouth
He cute, kawaii, bara tiddies, that excites me
I think he really likes me, ask politely, can I (Woo-hoo-ooh)

(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Call him daddy
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) A lil naughty
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) In his caddy
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Never haughty

Uh, like Usher I'm "Yeah!"
His girl wants me to get mauled by a bear (get outta here)
You wanna piece of me, miss Britney Spears
I'm a Gemini, he a Taurus, we're shiftin' gears
And he's sexy like Timberlake when he rocks that body
This spoof ain't for everybody
Yippee-ki-yay, welcome to the show
It's a sausage party, clothing-optional

Me and your boyfriend playin' doctor in my house
I gave your boyfriend sweet kisses on the mouth
He cute, kawaii, bara tiddies, that excites me
I think he really likes me, ask politely, can I (Woo-hoo-ooh)

(Ooh, ooh, ooh) His girl's catty
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Her name's Patty
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) A lil bitchy
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Better ditch 'im

I may look like Fester Addams
But he likes to see me spasm
Ditch your girl, looks like she's back
Ready for an all-out attack
Sorry missy, I stole your man
His spit tastes sweet like flan
We do that thing guys like us usually do
Tongues battle for dominance, like uh-huh

Me and your boyfriend playin' doctor in my house
I gave your boyfriend sweet kisses on the mouth
He cute, kawaii, bara tiddies, that excites me
I think he really likes me, ask politely, can I (Woo-hoo-ooh)

(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Sausage party
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Members only
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Sausage party
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) This spoof's over

Your guy
Yeah, he's mine
Mwahahaha