Ho-oh, yeah-eah-eah

Compared the diff'rence with this position to my old bus'ness
Workload's consistent, that ain't a big shift, that's why I picked it
Have to drive longer, would be a problem, I hate the distance
I'll take that over the weird-ass focus my boss had, hopeless
What a tosspot, such a git, that whole job was a loss, oy

Thankful that you've made this into a paperless office
Love that now, love that now, love that now
You've made it simple to search what I'm after
Love that now, love that now, love that now

Old boss was useless, afraid of usin' any tech, stupid
So very rooted in people usin' their hands for new things
All of our data was down on paper, hazard for later, one spark, all vapour
He wouldn't ever budge, threw fits major 'bout calculators
Job took too long 'cause of his technophobic ass, sucked, oy (ho-oh, yeah-eah-eah)

Always refused ways to make it a paperless office
Threw plans out, threw plans out, threw plans out
New ways were always just waved off as foolish
Threw plans out, threw plans out, threw plans out, rude
He said he was never hacked, held that on my head like mad
Like there's no defences to buy (told him 'bout, told him 'bout)
If, in advance, I'd known that, wouldn't have applied, was mad
Got no regrets sayin' goodbye (ran right out, ran right out)

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

What kinda fool makes sure he runs no paperless office?
Weirds me out, weirds me out, weirds me out
New ways made him rant 'bout weird dark web bollocks (yeah-eah-eah)
Weirds me out, weirds me out, weirds me out, true
I would say where I worked at (hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm), there's no point, won't find it, man
No real shock: the whole bus'ness died (no real shock: the whole bus'ness died, buddy) (not there now, not there now, true)
Run a company like that? All you'll get is real bad lag
Never won't be fallin' behind (fallin' down, fallin' down)

Sorry if I seemed rude, boy (ha-ah), durin' the interview, boy (ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-yeah-ee)
Now you know the whole truth, boy (you've found out, you've found out, you've found out truth)
So glad that I found you, boy, really glad I found you, boy
Well before I got screwed, boy, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I got out, I got out, I got out, true)