I called to meet you today (mmm)
'Cause you're an absolute pain (mmm-mmm)
Not because you missed an "A" (yeah, yeah)
But that doesn't help, I can't deny it
With all of the money you've paid (mmm)
You'd think you would sit in your space (mmm-mmm)
On more than one or two days (yeah, yeah)
Not out of a week, that's monthly, timed it
But I really like to be fair
Is it your major that's gone wrong there?

Change up what you're learnin' (learnin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, got low scores
Do you find the subject borin' (borin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, to your core?
Some would toss you right out, that ain't fair (fair)
Change up what you're learnin' (learnin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, got low scores

Assignments you've given to me (yeah)
Aren't in your handwritin', please (mmm-mmm)
So it's pretty clear to me (yeah, yeah)
That you need to pick a diff'rent subject
I know that the campus police
All know you by name, clear to me, yeah, yeah
Actin' out 'cause of a need
Of an education that you're wantin'
Couple dozen crimes, it's not fair (yeah)
To say the knowledge lust just isn't there

Change up what you're learnin' (learnin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, got low scores
Avenues you've been ignorin' (been ignorin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, could explore
Law isn't your style, I.T.'s right there (it's right there, yee)
Change up what you're learnin' (what you're learnin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, got low scores
What you're learnin', learnin', learnin', learnin'
What you're learnin'
What you're learnin', learnin', learnin', learnin'

My boss says I'm wastin' my time on you
Since it's pretty plain that you're far from lost, dude
You're not wishin' for a good time
With studies real late at night (at night)
I won't let that phase me 'cause I want you
To reach your proper potential, be the best you
'Cause real deep in you is a light
So I'll just ignore that knife (that knife, yeah)

Change up what you're learnin' (what you're learnin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, got low scores
On your twenty-seventh warnin' (fair amount of warnin's, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah)
Yeah-ee-yeah, had me floored
But I'll just keep tryin' while you're there (there, yeah)
Change up what you're learnin' (what you're learnin')
Yeah-ee-yeah, got low scores
What you're learnin', learnin', learnin', barely learnin'
What you're learnin'
What you're learnin', learnin', learnin', learnin'
What you're learnin'