Spendin' all my money
Because you've got hooks in me and so it seems
That I am a total sucker for a new face
The content's not changed much, cover's new, mate (ah-ah, ah-ah)
So I must go (go), hope there's shelf space
'Cause I need

All of the editions from you
Nothin's really diff'rent but it's shiny and it's new
Can call me a dipshit, I can't say it's not true
Also it's limited, must have one of those few
Same-ass book, true, I'm a schmuck

Damn it, damn it
Film collection, I'm screwed (it's a fact that I'm screwed)
By themselves and in boxsets, got it
But this casin' is new (brand new)
Sometimes they've got a bonus cut scene which is okay
New blooper reel, they're fun, but there's no way (ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
It's worth the dough (dough) that I must pay
But I need

All of the editions from you (oh-oh-oh)
Add to my collection, hopin' that I have the room
Each copy is diff'rent though the change is minute
Joy from each addition won't last that long, it's true
Still more from you, never quit, rude
Barely a revision, extra language, maybe two
To which I won't listen 'cause it's not what I do
Here for exhibition of my dumb displays, true
But I'm your fool, evil of you

I'm a big sucker, I know that's true (yeah)
But to stop, I have to, have to want to (mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm)
And it looks so neat, what I've accrued (what I've accrued)
Yeah, I've accrued shitloads of editions from you
Books, games and movies (yeah), Figuarts too (toys too)
Ev'ry time I wanna, wanna stop, you (mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm)
You go and release somethin' "brand new" (hot, "brand new" release)

Buyin' more editions from you
I'm someone with simple tastes and what I like is "new"
Put that word in real big font, I might just buy two (want it, want it)
Aware I'm a dimwit, don't have to tell me, dude (I know it's true)
I know it's true, but I blame you (ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Would my weird obsession be here without greedy tools (mmm, mmm, mmm)
Who love exploitation of the consumer fools (oh-oh)?
Who cares? Take my payment, gimme what you call "new" (I-I-I, that so-called "new")
Know that's not true, evil of you

Yeah
Mmm-ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah-eah-eah
Ah-ah (ah-ah), yeah-eah