Man, I'm so into shoes, how they hold my feet
Know I've got more than you, whoever you be
Got lots of ones real snug, ones that aren't so tight, he-ey-yeah-eah
List may just take all day, but I think I'll try, he-ey
I've got my mules and galoshes
Whole lot of stilettos in here, got wedges and sandals
Some may call me crazy, I'd call them such a douche (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Not sorry I'm not you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Say I've got more than "a bunch", collectin' more, I won't stop it
Know I could be generous, donate to poor folks, they'd love it
And not make a single dent in my ridiculous footwear numbers
'Cause I'm so into shoes, into shoes, into shoes
A pair to wear on the bus, a pair to moonwalk in secret
A steel-toed pair to kick nuts of any harsh judgin' eejits
A ton of pairs for cosplayin', small inaccuracies are bummers
Still, I'm so into shoes, into shoes, into shoes (oh-oh-oh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah)

Never enough types, he-eh-ee-he-ee
Waste too many damn days buyin' shoes online, right crazy
Fully aware it's a problem
The ten thousand sneakers in here, it's too close to madness
Been waitin' and waitin' to wear some of 'em, true (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But they look great unused (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Look at 'em, how they're lined up, can't fit 'em all in one closet
A whole damn room, they take up, which is a two-room composite
It took so long in construction that I bought some more, 'bout two hundred
'Cause I'm so into shoes, into shoes, into shoes
I got a whole row of uggs, don't care if they're linked to hipsters (hmm-mmm-mmm)
They keep my toes warm and snug in the coldest depths of winter
So in my shoe room, they're stayin', right along the others I've hoarded
'Cause I'm so into shoes ('cause I'm so into shoes), into shoes, into shoes (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Don't ask me how I afford (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
My footwear, footwear by the score (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
No declined credit cards at all (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I think I'm, think I'm good to go, good to go
Ho-oh-oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh, yeah-eah

Sometimes I wish I could shop (I could shop) without subconsciously wand'rin'
Into shoe stores and buy tons (always buyin' tons), somethin' 'bout which I stop pond'rin' (stop for pond'rin')
As soon as I start displayin' all the brand new boots that I bought, shit
Man, I'm so into shoes, into shoes, into shoes (no)
I don't think I'll ever stop (never stop), could lose my feet, I won't even
Consider dumpin' my bucks (I won't dump my bucks) in other hobbies, no secret (it's no secret)
That I've got a mad obsession (yeah-eah-eah-eah), not a fetish, get how you thought it
'Cause I'm so into shoes, into shoes, into shoes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

Other clothes, not much
Other clothes, not much I'm ownin'
Just the basics, bud
Just the basics for my clothes (bein' honest)
Even my sock drawer is spacious, they're just not the things that I'm wantin'
'Cause I'm so into shoes, into shoes, into shoes (I'm so into shoes)