Thought I'd be a good driver
But I didn't know squat
Thought I'd be a great officer
But I just always crash

Stefan just got really angry
And for Rusty I'm thankful
Wish I could say "Screw off" to Herchel
'Cause he was a moron!

One taught patience
One taught me rage
And one taught me grief
How am I ungrateful?
I hit a big tree
Destroyed a big mailbox
Now look at what I've done
Stefan's still raging

I just crashed, he yells
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
I just destroyed someone's doggone lawn!
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
I'm so done!

Rusty tells me to just breathe
It's not a big race
Plus this isn't a tank, Phelps!
That's something he's telling me now
I get they think I'm a lunatic, but that's how I am
'Cause I'm a bad driver.
I'm as blind as a bat

I am just rage
I am ungrateful
This guy is insane
I just killed a dog
I've driven and I've crashed
And that's not amazing!
"This car ain't a tank, Cole!"
So what? See if I care!

I just crashed, he yells
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
I just destroyed someone's doggone lawn!
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
I just destroyed someone's doggone lawn
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
I just destroyed someone's...

I just hit someone's car
Send my hood flying outwards
My engine is on fire!
This means now I have to bail
Only wanna drive straight real bad
Gonna make my car last
Oh, my word something happened!
Least I didn't scratch the paint

One taught patience
One taught me rage
And one taught me grief
How am I ungrateful?
I hit a big tree
Destroyed a big mailbox
Now look at what I've done
Stefan's still raging

I just crashed, he yells
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
I just destroyed someone's doggone lawn!
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
I just destroyed someone's doggone lawn!
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Dang!
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?