Riding around in my Prius
Thinking about how I have to poo
Nothing but pain below
Need to pull over soon
See a rest stop
And I swerve
And I swerve
Poo, yeah

My Prius got me there in time!
Worry? Never bout a thing
Stick my head far out the window and feel the freeze
Hear a cop siren
He pulls my car over
And tickets me

Oh, I love this car so much
Nothing like the Prius touch
No, you can't borrow it!
This car will only be driven by myself!

Riding round in my Prius
Thinking bout saving the environment
Nothing compares to this satisfaction
And saving money on gas
Getting cheap gas
I need gas
I need gas
It's cheap

Memories last forever
Bout cars, they don't
So I'll savor every mile that I drive in you

Oh, I hope it never falls apart
If it does, that'll break my heart
And when that day does come
I'll such my thumb

Riding round in my Prius
Thinking about Jackie Chain
Nothing compares to his karate
Tires should change
So I pull over
Into the shop
Into the shop
Prius, yeah