Song Parodies -> "Now I Am Suing"

Original Song Title:

"How R U Doin?"

Original Performer:

"Now I Am Suing"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

In this day and age, you can literally sue anyone for any reason. You may not always win, but it's still a pain in the butt. This character takes their legal freedoms to the brink (some of these are even based off of real life lawsuits).

Intro: Now I am suing...
You I am suing...
Why am I suing?
Why not sue?

Verse 1: It's time to queue it
'Bout time to launch this plan I'm brewin'
I'm gonna pop out to McDonald's
Gonna buy a cup of java
On my lap, I'm gonna spill it (gon' spill that cup)
Now I am suing!

The burns aren't bearable
They're terrible, to be honest
Gonna sue that business because their coffee's the hottest
That's right we're blaming you for ultimate causation
Start litigation!
Harsh li-ti-ga-tion!

Pre-chorus: I'm feeling so down
This is changing my life
That cup was without
A small warning on side
As the wronged party
A small deal will suffice
To make this fade out
Pay the proper amou-ou-ou-ount

Chorus: Got crushed by Buick wheels
Slipped on some useless toys
Wanna get at corporate millions
So I am suing!
Got sick from sushi eels
Skrillex is brutish noise
My brain is melting really
So I am suing that guy!

Verse 2: I smashed my pinky with a hammer (hammer, hammer...)
It's a new prospect for some money
Gonna gouge Home Depot's Husky
Cuz they make their tools too solid (too solid...)
(Why would you do that?)

It's time to bring'em up
Let's ring'em up, some charges
Gonna win this case so fast
Prolly gets some laws passed
This time they settle up 'fore bad brand retention
Fake accusations!
Real reparations!

Pre-chorus: I checked a book out
Then read up on my rights
And what I found out
My claims are justified
I called a lawyer
Cuz I'm not all that bright
Loopholes and laws now
Put my scheme into go-o-o-o!

Chorus: Went out and kissed a girl
That chick's really a boy!
How was I supposed to know that?!
So I am suing!
That night was bruising, girl
My lawyer's Jewish, oy!
When you bring that all together
Now I am suing!

Bridge: Now I am suing...
Now I am suing...
Now I am suing...

Now I am suing... (Law!)
Now I am suing... (Law!)
Now I am suing... (Law litigation!)

Now I am suing... (Love!)
Now I am suing... (Love!)
Now I am suing... (Love litigation!)

Are you ready to fo-o-o, fo-o-o, fo-o-o-old?

Chorus: Rose tore his ACL!
That is a problem, Bulls!
Got knocked out of the Playoffs!
What are you doin'?!
You wrecked my mental health
I should be paid in full
Let's end this now and settle
End this lawsuitin'

Pre-chorus: You wanna go now? (So I am suing)
Cuz you bet we'll indict
Could make this fade out (So I am suing)
For the very right price
I'm not a fraud yet (So I am suing)
Fore to sue is my right
You want the low down? (So I am suing)
You are still so damn ri-i-i-ich!

Chorus: So I am suing girls!
And I am suing boys!
All of this, it can't be legal
So I will sue them!
Now I am suing girls!
I'm also suing boys!
The justice system's messed up
So I am suing...

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Matthias - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment

As Weird Al would say: "I'll sue ya! I'll take all your money! I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny!!!" This one was pretty fun and I liked that you didn't drift too far away from though tough "girl" and "boy" rhymes but came up with good ideas for them like the Jewish lawyer "Oy, Vey"

Max Power - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment

I wouldn't mind suing the Bulls seeing how they let me down by quitting at the end of that series.

Agrimorfee - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment

Great parody, seriously as good as Al's "I'll Sue Ya". What amazed me most were the non-rhyming word subs that shouldn't have worked, but they all worked perfectly. You put a lot of work on this.

Abbott Skelding - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment

Totally agree with Grim, just as good as Al's! So many funny lines...and if I knew that we could sue sports teams for mental health issues, I would have gotten some dough from the Michigan Wolverine football team ten years ago! haha. Nicely done!

bobpiecheese - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Absolutely awesome parody, even if the opening allusion to the infamous "woman sues Macca's for hot coffee" doesn't work as well once you know that the 79-year-old woman actually received second and third degree burns from the scalding hot coffee and required skin grafts. Yeah. The more you know, I guess. Anyway, 555 and all that malarkey,

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