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Song Parodies -> "Bold? Wrong"
Original Song Title:
"Hold On"
Original Performer:
Alabama Shakes
Parody Song Title:
"Bold? Wrong"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Ferocity in battle can often be a cover for being on the verge of shitting your pants.
Eyes may pop, heads may roll
But still I'm gonna push on until his body's cold
I know that it looks like I've got guts
But that would be silly, the truth is I have none
You think I'm bold? Wrong
Hey, you think I'm bold? Wrong
I'll stab his heart, flay his lungs too
While all the time I wanna go and throw up in the nearest loo
Well, pin medals on me all you want
Commend all the brav'ry that I doubt that I've got
You think I'm bold? Wrong
Hey, you think I'm bold? Wrong
Yeah, I'm so afraid
Yeah, I'm so afraid
But it's not on my face
No, it's not on my face
So, some say charm is shown when I
Kick the ass of a whole platoon despite my yellow spine, so
If I keep sayin' it a bunch
You'll forget that I'm the jerk who always stood you up
You think I'm bold? Wrong
Yeah, you think I'm bold? Wrong
Put on a brave face
Facade's a brave face
But it's a complete fake
The whole thing is a fake
They say I'm bold? Wrong
But I'm not the opposite, say I'm not bold? Wrong
Why's ev'rybody lookin' at me funny? They say I'm bold? Wrong
Say I'm not bold? Wrong
But still I'm gonna push on until his body's cold
I know that it looks like I've got guts
But that would be silly, the truth is I have none
You think I'm bold? Wrong
Hey, you think I'm bold? Wrong
I'll stab his heart, flay his lungs too
While all the time I wanna go and throw up in the nearest loo
Well, pin medals on me all you want
Commend all the brav'ry that I doubt that I've got
You think I'm bold? Wrong
Hey, you think I'm bold? Wrong
Yeah, I'm so afraid
Yeah, I'm so afraid
But it's not on my face
No, it's not on my face
So, some say charm is shown when I
Kick the ass of a whole platoon despite my yellow spine, so
If I keep sayin' it a bunch
You'll forget that I'm the jerk who always stood you up
You think I'm bold? Wrong
Yeah, you think I'm bold? Wrong
Put on a brave face
Facade's a brave face
But it's a complete fake
The whole thing is a fake
They say I'm bold? Wrong
But I'm not the opposite, say I'm not bold? Wrong
Why's ev'rybody lookin' at me funny? They say I'm bold? Wrong
Say I'm not bold? Wrong
I wonder how many times I've planned a twist the whole time versus how often I only think of them when I hit the bridge and realise I'm out of material. No, I'm not saying which is the case here.
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