Supplies, they've mostly run out
And that kinda sucks, cause I'm hungry now
I'll need to make noms, and soon
Cause some friends of mine are coming round, I'm screwed
Oh no, I've run out of pies
Not like I can order some burgers and fries

Because these friends that I have stupidly invited
They have really high standards, and they don't hide it
Anything less than gourmet, I know they will decry it
So I gotta think of somethin'

I hope they'll like my improvised stew
Kinda rushed it, wasn't that hard, it's soup
Boil and mash up some veg
Add some meat and you're set
Would've made something nice, I'm out of ingredients
Some random vegetables, it should make a tasty blend
Yeah

Fling in some bitter chives
Chocolate-covered nuts and some mouldy old fries
They've been here for days
You may think I'm crazed
To put them in a stew for my old mates

It would be better if I didn't have to wing it
Should've thought ahead, be prepared for this bullshit
But now I'm stuck in this race, hope this stew won't make them sick
Tell me why I asked them over

I hope they'll like my improvised stew
Yes, I rushed it, it doesn't matter, dude
Throw in sugar and eggs
Far from tasty, I bet
I would've made stir fry, I lack the ingredients

Don't really care
'Bout what goes in there
This Frankenstein stew
All my friends will consume
They won't remember,they're bringi-ing lots of booze

Hope they won't mind my improvised stew
Yes, I botched it, don't give a crap, dude
Some dog biscuits, oh yes
And I do not regret
Booze shall erase their minds, that is if this doesn't kill them

I hope they'll like my improvised stew
Kinda screwed it up, impressively, too
Far from tasty, I bet
But they soon will forget
Would've cooked something nice, but I lack ingredients
They're bringing lots of plonk, they won't remember this dreck