Edinburgh Zoo


I heard, Tian Tian wears a frown
Yang Guang had his chance but it’s too late now.
we gave privacy to you.
turned off pandacam on your bit of zoo
Old bear, why are you so shy?
could be worse to dont hold back go give her a try

we all watched the news everyday all excited.
but she flirted all the time, he didn’t like it
she hoped you’d see her face & that you'd be reminded,
36 hours aint over.

try again next year Edinburgh zoo
he just needs to stiffen up his bamboo
it’s a long while to wait to watch 2 pandas mate
"maybe when bears make love the man gets headache’s instead"
maybe when bears make love the man gets headache’s instead yeah.

You'd know that Yang Guang deceives
Only last week, he eats shoots and leaves.
what are we to do Edinburgh zoo
Bound by panda bears who just will not screw
we all watched the news everyday all excited.
but she flirted all the time, he didn’t like it
she hoped you’d see her face & that you'd be reminded,
36 hours aint over.

try again next year Edinburgh zoo
he just needs to stiffen up his bamboo
it’s a long while to wait to watch 2 pandas mate
"maybe when bears make love the man gets headache’s instead"

keepers despair of 2 frigid bears
the vets all debate, wont inseminate
have to postpone ,lace lingerie what a waist?

try again next year Edinburgh zoo
he just needs to stiffen up his bamboo
it’s a long while to wait to watch 2 pandas mate
"maybe when bears make love the man gets headache’s instead"
maybe when bears make love the man gets headache’s instead yeah.

try again next year Edinburgh zoo
he just needs to stiffen up his bamboo
it’s a long while to wait to watch 2 pandas mate
"maybe when bears make love the man gets headache’s instead"
maybe when bears make love the man gets headache’s instead yeah.