There's an odor drifting to my nose
It's coming from my dog, and wow it sure is gross
Usually I can smell when Crystal's near
'Cause she rolled her head in fish guts, or laid in shit of bear
See how she's smeared with greenish streaks of goo
Don't underestimate the dumb things huskies do

There's an odor drifting to my nose
It's coming from my dog, and wow it sure is gross

The smell of that dog is so atrocious
It keeps me thinking that I coulda had a lab
The smell of that dog, it leaves me nauseous
I can't help thinking...
I coulda had a lab
She's rolling in the poop
I just gave that dog a bath
And she's messed it up again

Daily I have this husky I must scold
I don't know what to do
To get that dog to learn
Deer, goose, raccoon, she don't seem to care
As long as it smells bad
She wants it in her hair

The smell of that dog is so atrocious
It keeps me thinking that I coulda had a lab
The smell of that dog, it leaves me nauseous
I can't help thinking...
I coulda had a lab
She's rolling in the poop
I just gave that dog a bath
And she's messed it up again
I coulda had a lab
She's rolling in the poop
I just gave that dog a bath
But she's messed it up again

She sneaks in through every open door
Before I know it there is poop smeared on the floor
Turn my carpet into worthless junk
No matter what I try it still smells like a skunk
I coulda had a lab
I coulda had a lab
A lab, a lab, a lab

I coulda had a lab
She's rolling in the poop
I just gave that dog a bath
And she's messed it up again

I coulda had a lab
She's rolling in the poop
I just gave that dog a bath

But she's messed it
She's messed it
She's messed it
She's messed it up again