You got a job, well done
A secretary for a big business
Takin' calls and writin' memos
Getting a fat pay check just for Christmas

But something's off
You were jobless just last week
Maybe I'm wrong
Work that quick, I must critique

Because when you applied
They did not review, not review
Your long resume
They just skimmed it through, skimmed it through
This is hard to say
You have to face reality

Cause you weren't hired for your brain
The big wigs just lied to your face
They just want someone nice
And what that means is a pretty face, not brains

Sure, your typing's good
Your speech is clear, that's alright
Yes, you're really clever
But I know the higher-ups are right tossers

They do not care if you
Can calm crazy dudes, angry dudes
With the words you say
Instead of your boobs, yes, your boobs
This is tough to say
They don't care 'bout intelligence

Yes, you weren't hired for your brain
Just a whore to them, such disgrace
I don't mean what I said
I am just explaining their true aim, their game

You weren't hired for your brain
They saw your butt and said "okay"
Sure, the job pays real nice
But can you live with bosses that shite, they ain't nice

You can simply walk out the door
And flip them off "I ain't posin' for ya!"
Then sue them for harassment or somethin'
Then hope the next time someone employs ya

You'll be hired for your brain
You'll feel good inside, 'twould be ace
Pay may not be as nice
But there won't be douchebags up the chain, that's great

Should be hired for your brain
Best check upfront what is their game
If they're feeding you lies
Tell them to get stuffed, don't trust those guys, sexist guys, ohhhh!

Oh noooo
Pay you've earned, oh
Should be earned
Really earned