Romanian, noble, sleep in
Coffin till the night I die
Vemember my shiny fangs
Ved fluid makes me age like vine
Ven I eat dinner, maybe
Garlic's never on my plate
Expected Edward, vell
You know I never played that game

A mirror in my face and I'm pulling avay
Pulling avay from you
A day at the beach is a day at my grave
Give and you take

[Chorus]
Suck blahd
Say you vant me, say you vant me, Drac, in your life
And I'm just undead man valking tonight
But I need it, yeah, I need it, blahd gives me life
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
Suck blahd
Say you vant me, say you vant me back in your life
No, it's not like Twilight ven I neck bite
'Cause I need it, yeah, I need it like a red vine
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh

Sorry, but I don't sparkle
Please don't vet it be goodbye
Ven vun of us gets too drunk
And calls about a hundred times
So, who you been calling baby?
Nobody could vield that stake
Ven you’re looking at Van Helsing
Hope to Vlad you see my face

[Chorus]
Suck blahd
No reflection, no reflection, out of the light
And I'm not like Edward from the Twilight
But you need it, yeah, you need it all of the time
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
Suck blahd
Say you vant me, say you vant me, Dracula life
So I’m just a Transylvanian knight
Okay maybe, not a knight but, I am a count
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Bridge]
You show me a cross and I'm pulling avay
Pulling avay from you
No garlic on plate and I'm not big on steak
Not big on stake
I turn into bat and you're vunning avay
Vunning avay boo hoo, mmm, boo hoo


[Chorus]
Suck blahd
Say you vant me, I vill make you Dracula's vife
And I'll have the best man be Frankenstein
'Cause you need me, yeah, ve need it all of the time
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
Suck blahd
Say you vant me, say you vant me, Drac, in your life
So I’m just undead proposing tonight
'Cause I need blahd, yeah, I need blahd all of the time
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh

I showed you the ring and you pulled it avay
Pulled it avay from you
I give you my heart and you give me your stake
Give me your stake
Suck blahd
Tell the Mummy
Tell the Mummy that I said hi
Vell, I guess that's vy they say that love bites