Uh uh, I'm bout to eat this
Ha ha ha ha, What what what what
Uh, MG uh
I'm bout to eat this
What you want me to eat this
Just peep it while I eat this
Aiight, aiight.

I'm bout to eat this while I'm watchin King of the Hill
MG cookin in back cleanin the grill
You be eatin a cheese steak
Scarfin a cheesecake
Watchin a dog, pee on a log
I ate that cat that meowed
Taste like chicken
Or a very furry cow
So you like your hot fudge on your ice cream
Well I like to eat mine on my strawberry ice cream
Once and for all lets get this straight
How you measure a cooker
What make a chef so great
Is it the sales - I wish
Is it the cars - Yea right
Is it the women - Martha
Is it the money - please
Mr. Clean from under the sink
I be wipein down the counter and turnin it pink
All you people tellin me don't put hot in the rice
Do me a favor make Cajun food without no spice

I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
What you want me to eat this (yeah yeah)
Don't sleep I'm gonna eat this (yeah yeah)
Yo It's smooth when I eat this (yeah yeah)
Lay back I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
Peep this while I eat this (yeah yeah)
Lay on back I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
What you want me to eat this (yeah yeah)

I don't wanna see ya'll watchin the clowns
Don't wanna see ya'll watchin the clowns
I don't wanna see ya'll watchin the clowns
Don't wanna see ya'll watchin the clowns

Aiight one more verse rocky five
The movie bit so let's see the musical live
Just gimmie one second gotta go to the loo
I hate when people sneeze and they go ah-choo (ah-choo)
I like the wizard of oz
Like the witch of the west I like to put it on pause
People tell me I'm as soft as a bunny
Yeah, more like bugs bunny
Walt Disney of the toon land
Quite essential Lego maniac
Did a hand stand (MG)
I'm insane not constipated had my heart set on goin to Maine
Mmbop mmboppitybob duwop mmbop
Deal with the ticket masters to bring piggy, piggy
Yo every time I shoot I miss
That is why they took me off the NRA list.

I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
What you want me to eat this (yeah yeah)
Don't sleep I'm gonna eat this (yeah yeah)
You know you like this when I eat this (yeah yeah)
Watch me I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
What you want me to eat this (yeah yeah)
Don't sleep I'm gonna eat this (yeah yeah)
Yo it's smooth when I eat this (yeah yeah)

I'm bout to eat this
I'm bout to eat this
I'm bout to eat this.

Playin poker while I ski
Drinkin James Dean
I am a nut, so what
I'm eatin Twix, one for me and you but
I think I'll eat them all of them but two
Then come da moment of wrath
Thawin out a cook give a doggie a bath
(Hey yo here it comes y'all that brand new flea tick shampoo)
Soon as you wash watch the ticks blow up (Boom)
First buy a dog, buy it at a store
What sold out, when y'all gettin more
Finally get it bark all night
Go to the fridge and drink a sprite
Now I'm gonna get me cheese to eat
Saved it for a year in the summer heat
Then my dream-come-true
(This years cheese of the year award goes to) hehe thankyou

I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
What you want me to eat this (yeah yeah)
Yo you know I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
Oh you like when I eat this (yeah yeah)
Don't sleep I'm gonna eat this (yeah yeah)
What you want me to eat this (yeah yeah)
Girl you know I'm bout to eat this (yeah yeah)
Yo peep it while i eat this (yeah yeah)
Ain't no way i gotta eat this (yeah yeah)
Yo you like how i eat this (yeah yeah)
Check the style when I eat this (yeah yeah)
Look at me I'm gonna eat this (yeah yeah)
Yo you know I'm gonna eat this (yeah yeah)
Don't sleep I'm gonna eat this (yeah yeah)
What you want me to eat this (yeah yeah)
MG just eat this (yeah yeah)