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Song Parodies -> "I Will Always Love Orlando Bloom"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Always Love You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Whitney Houston
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Always Love Orlando Bloom"
Parody Written by:
Dani McGowan
The Lyrics
if i should stay, i would never be in your movie carrer way
so i wont go, cos i no ill think of you every step of the way
chorus: and i will always love Bloom, i will always love Bloom, Bloom my darling you
u look so sweet, in lord of the rings
ure the candy of my eye, my sweetie pie
we both no im what you, what you need
chorus: and i will always love Bloom, i will always love Bloom
so i hope life treats us kind,
there is no sweeter couple you'll find,
cos ure so hot that pirate show,
and even if you are part dislexic and slow,
i will always love Bloom i will i will always love Bloom i will i will always love Bloom i will i always love Bloom i will always love Bloom
will always love Bloom
so i wont go, cos i no ill think of you every step of the way
chorus: and i will always love Bloom, i will always love Bloom, Bloom my darling you
u look so sweet, in lord of the rings
ure the candy of my eye, my sweetie pie
we both no im what you, what you need
chorus: and i will always love Bloom, i will always love Bloom
so i hope life treats us kind,
there is no sweeter couple you'll find,
cos ure so hot that pirate show,
and even if you are part dislexic and slow,
i will always love Bloom i will i will always love Bloom i will i will always love Bloom i will i always love Bloom i will always love Bloom
will always love Bloom
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It's ok. But you could of been a little more original, and if you actually sing it to the tune, some of the words don't fit in with the timing!!! Really good idea tho!!!!
Orlando Bloom is a stupid ugly mutt and I hate him. He's trying to be young and he knows he's not. I HATE his guts!
Orlando Bloom is an ignorant fool and I hate him. He doesn't deserve to have his own freakin' website. All my friends and me have an I Hate Orlando Bloom Fan Club at school and we're constantly receiving new members. Only losers like him.
I am Celeste's friend. I hate Orlando Bloom. He's a fagget! Our I Hate Orlando Bloom fanclub at school is growing nicely. We currently have 548 members and we just started a month ago. At this rate, the whole freaking school will have joined by next month. Ha Ha!
I don't know why my friends make fun of Orlando Bloom so much. I try to tell them not everyone is perfect. But they just hate him so much. I mean, I think he's hideous and dumb, but that's no reason to be so cruel towards another human being. At times, I feel really sorry for him. 13 year olds can be so mean.
he's a midget. it's a fact.
i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him!!!!!!and his little fan girls too....
i thot i was all alone in absolutly detesting orlando bloom. i HATE him so much!!!! i dont no wot it is. all the girls at my school are all "ooooo look orlando bloom is hot" but i cant stand the guy! no one else i no feels this way but i now i feel i belong.
why do you guys hate him?
it sucked
Hahahaha - he is a dickhead and cant act at all!
I hate u all! U r all freakin weird! Open ur eyes cauz I wuld h8 2 think wot kinda guyz u go out with!!!!!! Orlando rockz my world!!!!!!!! U lot r losers
ahem....u dont no wat ur tlkin bout luv. he cant act at all and hes a poser. Wats the point in liking him anyway, he wud neva date any of u!
Hey you kids, get out of here. Don't you have a "Lizzie McGuire" movie to watch or something? ;P
i hate Lizzie McGuire!
Okay, first of all, I don't mean to be rude but so what if Orlando Bloom can't act or isn't hot? I don't see anyone attacking Ben Affleck or FRANKIE MUNIZ (ooh, I hate that guy). Ok, maybe you have a point... anyway, he's got a girlfriend with multicolored eyes (Kate Bosworth) so haha to all you fangirls.
i agree. i hate all those actors you have just metioned. o - and there are hate sites for Frankie Muniz and Ben Affleck
its true that if u actually sing it some of the words dont fit with the timing, but anyways orlando is hot, and some of u girls are dummies and need to get a clue, and lizzie mcguire sucks!!!!!
I hate Orlando. He's not hot. He's stupid. Seriously. I also hate Liv Tyler, Hilary Duff, and Anna Kournikova. People like Jessica Alba can actually act.... Orlando is a fag!
OH MY OLANDO BOOOOOOOOOOOM I did not want to tell you I hate you. I Do
it was a novel try, i for one can appreciate anyone who can hate orlando bloom. i hate seeing my gf looking at her freaking poster of him and worse is when i saw the return of the king with her. she was watching orlando bloom the whole time. needless to say that guy ruins alot of movie dates. i just dont like him for alot of reasons but most of all for the reason above, i guess it does not matter though. he would never date her. haha.
u lot dont know wot ur talking about orlando is the most gorgeous person alive.
i absolutely love orlando and all of his movies.
orlando is gorge and a really good actor
ok...to whoever wrote that first comment: do u honestly think we believe youre Orlando??
Orlando Bloom is a seriously cute guy I LOVE HIM TOOOOOOO MUCH>
Its so sad that you actually took the time and effort to write such horrible stuff about someone. You have all just been wasting valuable time that could've been spent watching afore mentioned Lizzie Maguire movies, or sad films like that. You all clearly have no taste whatsoever, and are clearly blind if you can't see a gorgeous guy or a talented actor. I expect that most of you are just jealous anyway, because he has what most of you will never have. So there.
i hate orlando too.i wanna get him.my bf loves him.every body knows it's all about drew fuller
Go You! who ever said that above ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I totally agree! Okay pay attention: Lesson 1: Orlando is a major hottie, he always has been, and he always will be. Any questions? I didn't think so!
thank u anyone got somethin 2 say cuz i'll back my man up 100%
you go akasha!!!!! drew is still beter though...always was....always will be.drake is also hot!!!!!
yo! don't talk to my bff like that!! i got her back and i sudjest you watch yours.orlando is a fine actor(drew is better) escuse me. any way just watch your self.i got people in different area codes that can jump ya
I HATE orlando bloom he is so ugly and stupid. My friends and i started club IHOB ( I Hate Orlando Bloom) last week and we have 15 members! ORLI SUCKS!
Can i Join your club Celeste?
u cant call him orli. that girl that was talkin bout my mom at least i can defend what i believe in. i'd talk longer but i'm in school Orli's hot
I think that this whole website is stupid! Just because you all dont like orlando doesnt mean you have to bag others for liking him. I personally think he is great and love him to bits. i know a lot of peole who think the same thing, and lots who dont so if you dont like him, hate him to the privasy of your own home. Get a life people, rather than just making others feel bad.
thats what i'm talkin bout emma
me- the point is that he's hot and not that he wont date us. smartie
anyone else want to pick a bone??? thought so. sorry me i meant it in a different way
annie yeah u define midget cuz orlando isnt dumbass
Orlando Bloom should be slaughtered in a few of his next films, to give me the satisfaction he wants to put out in his films for theviewers, i would love to watch a film that he encounters a slow, very painful, tragic death (or he just gets killed by a group of his haters (like us lot). he is such a complete dick, i HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well i think he rocks, some people really need eyes, he's gorgeous i really dread to think who you guys fancy
he's a twat with a women's body, who can't act. i went and watched troy on the weekend and he properly ruined it. the whole cinema cracked up as soon as he opened his mouth. Nig mistake putting him next to the lovely mr Pitt!!!!!!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH AND ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE HIM, NO TASTE!!!!!!
this is the dumest thing I have ever read in my life my friends are obsessed with orlando bloom but I don't think he's worth spendin so much time talking about him
orlando is one of the best looking guys in the world i dunno y u guys r so mean. cant u look past ur predudis n c a rly kool actor? it annoys me when ppl rag on sum1 when they dont even kno him. my sister is totally against him- i dunno y she must just b jealous. i am a huge fan---GO ORLANDO U ROCK!!!!!
You have to be the biggest loser. If u hate Orlando Bloom so much, why waste your time making a website for him? It's so fucking gay that you have all this hate on Orlando, no on cares if you like him or not. Your song sucked too, it wasn't funny just stupid. Why dont you just stop complaining and get off ur fat ugly ass and get some friends.
Oh, how I love the smell of preteen snark. As for the parody in itself, it was mediocre. The pacing was questionable, and the subject matter is clearly more controversial than abortion, or cloning, or gay marriage... As for my two cents, I find Orlando Bloom devastatingly attractive. Translated, that means: omfg i sooooo luv orlib he is soooooo fkin hot omg i hte u all who hte him!!!!!! loL
ORLANDO IS SOOOO HOTT
You better believe I'm hot. I'm so hot that when I touch myself I get a nerd degree burn.
I touch myself only on the poop deck.
Why all the hate Orlando is a nice looking boy.
Somebody rewrite "Moon River" for "Bloom Quiver"! I can't, because I don't like the guy!
omg i HATE that dumb song!! but OrLi rox my sox!! lol of course he would nvr date me, or ne of all ya ppl cuz hes got a grlfriend! and i think hez a gr8 actor, and im a huge fan, and not just bcuz hes da hottest man alive!!! all u ppl hoo dont like him, get a life!! i mean really u must date SERIOUS nerds/goths, if u cant see that hes a total hottie!!
and y do ya ppl hate him soo much neway?? wut did he ever do 2 u? 2 words: anger management! :-P lol
I loooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeee orli 2 death! I think you all our entitled to your opinions (even if your wrong) but u dont even know him!!!!! Okay, the facts: 1)He's an awesome actor (those of you who diagree id like to see you try to do better!) 2) He wouldn't go out with any of us unless your name happens to be Kate Bosworth (lucky lil muffin) 3) You guyz shouldn't rag on sum1 u dont kno and has done nothing 2 u! Bonus: HE'S A FRIGGIN HOTTIE!!!!!!!
i am friends with amy and i do think that u r losers. i will bring this website down! because it sucks and u do 2! orlando is HOT NOT UGLY. if i hear another bad comment about him i am going to gater up all his fans to KICK YOUR BUTT! faggot!
"i will bring this website down! "
I am laughing so hard right now!! Anyway...I was wondering if any of you all happened to catch the "Graham Norton" show when Orlando was on...and they were totally making fun of girls who were fighting over him...just like this...in chat rooms and stuff...
Good quality stuff...
I am laughing so hard right now!! Anyway...I was wondering if any of you all happened to catch the "Graham Norton" show when Orlando was on...and they were totally making fun of girls who were fighting over him...just like this...in chat rooms and stuff...
Good quality stuff...
yeah, orlando's a hot shit all right...especially about 12 hours after he eats pizza with extra hot chili pepper and tabasco sauce...makes me feel all warm inside.
don't u ppl have any better things to do than say 'i love orlando' or 'i hate orlando'? no offence but this isa stupid... u don't know him guys and... what has he done to u?
get a life, this guy is never going to like you he's a stuck up dumba** whose acting sux
so what? if he's so friggin' hot, that makes him a great person, right? WRONG!! he's an idiotic dipshit who needs a personality!
i think drew fuller is the best he is welllllllllllllll BUUF! i also fancy Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles and Kerr Smith (Kyle) cole was also good.
IF SO MANY PEOPLE HATE ORLANDO THEN THEY JUST SHOULDN'T READ THE SONG. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MOVIES HE'S IN THEN DON'T WATCH 'EM! QUIT ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF MORRONS! WHO EVER SAID THAT ORLANDO CAN'T ACT PROBABLY CAN'T DO MUCH BETTER! ORLANDO COULD OWN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER ANY DAY OF THE YEAR!!!
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