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Song Parodies -> "Are You A Boy Or A Girl? (the Merry And Pippin Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Fell in Love with a girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

White Stripes

Parody Song Title:

"Are You A Boy Or A Girl? (the Merry And Pippin Song)"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to Merry and Pippin who are driving me completely insane......the pacing sucks on this one, but you get the point lol.....First I think youre girls, then you tell me that you're guys, then you put out that parody to "our lips are sealed" and that one about Malcolm....I just dont know what to call you anymore! AAAAAAHHHHHH.....Soon Im gonna end up in an asylum...you're getting me more confused than my tax forms ever did! AAAAAAAHHAHAH anyway, maybe this will persuade you to tell :-)
You a boy or a girl?
I really don't know, and its just confusing
worst problem in the world
I though you were female, buy you were misleading

You said you want to f*ck Malcolm
But you said you're a guy, your gender's deceiving
Why cant you guys just make up your minds yeah
I dont know which side I really should be believin' now

It's part of a ploy
You're doing it all just to truly drive me insane
I then thought you were a boy
You are driving me nuts, Gonna explode my brain

You keep me second guessing you yeah
I don't know if it's the truth you're leaking
cant think of anything to do
when I ask you a question, to which sex I speaking now

aaaaaah ah
aaaaaah ah
aaaaaah ah
aaaaaah ah

You keep me second guessing you yeah
I don't know if it's the truth you're leaking
cant think of anything to do
when I ask you a question, to which sex I speaking now

you a boy or a girl?
what ever I guess, I know that I'm not right
worst problem in the world
I'm starting to think that you're a hermaphrodite

I turn and ask " are you a man?"
you say "you can say that but I still would not trust it"
what is it that I don't understand yeah
Guess I just should learn, and only call you a hobbit now

aaaaaah ah
aaaaaah ah
aaaaaah ah
aaaaaah ah
{this is the sound of me going insane}

You keep me second guessing you yeah
I don't know if it's the truth you're leaking
cant think of anything to do
when I ask you a question, to which sex I speaking now
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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 14

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Claude Prez - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Billy just do what I do and assume everyone else on the board is just one person with multiple personalities and loads of free time on his/her hands. You won't want to know any more about them. Or just assume they're gay men. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Oh, and I didn't vote because I don't know the song. But I liked the aaaaaaah part. Gotta go to work now. A sister needs money, y'know.........(that was a joke)
Tone-Def - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
i still believe pippin is male and merry is female... or theyve been trying to confuse us all from the start
Rice Cube - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I could tell you, but I think they made a threat on my life ;-)
Meriadoc - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I am truly enjoying this! :-D I downloaded the song last night after seeing your message on the Board - so glad you picked a punk rocker one! I'll give you 4-5-5. Now Billy, Billy, Billy when did we ever tell you we were male? I don't recall that at all... I don't recall telling you we were female either... ;-) But I feel so bad {giggle} about your confusion that I will offer some more: (confusion that is) - Go to page 5 of the Penguin Board Games and look for the Queen's "My Story (Continued)" thread and jump in at about page 11of the thread for more adventures of Merry & Pippin...
T-Dawg - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah there having this whole gender-conflict thing that is making them confusing. I think it will be quite a puzzle to solve. You may get too confused trying to solve the puzzle or you may never solve it at all. I do think it is interesting that these parodies can do the talking in most instances and only the true intellectuals can write the most persuading yet funny parodies.
Billy Florio - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Man, and I mean man, I just read that post........Malcolm's not going to be happy.....not unless he swings that way, which I highly doubt lol........ Well, at least you can write parodies from the POV of both genders (I did one like that ..."All I wanna do (is be a nun)" )
Peregrin - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I am spechless! Alright!
Meriadoc - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, but Billy, in that 'post', we were BOTH male. (Would that make Mal _doubly_ unhappy? ;-D ) But remember too, pronouns can lie... ;-)
Bono - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I think pippin is a female trying to deceive us and Merry just a transvestite
malcolm higgins - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
wait till you see the no more "lovin parodies entry... now I'll just laugh as a victim of your lies and deceit... boys.. well bill-y.. we been h-a-d- lol
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
As Bowie would say, Poor Malcolm, his head's in a whirl, doesn't know which one's a boy or a girl.
Aaerni - May 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Is Peregrin a boy?
Billy Florio - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
here Spaff, look at this
Spaff.com - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah-HA! Thanks for clarifying that, Billy. Now I understand completely that I don't understand at all. So I'm sticking with "Dude." BTW, there's an apocryphal Tolkien tale where Gandalf the Chartreuse (or maybe it's a Nazgul named Claude - I forget) refers to hobbits collectively as "Dude," so there's precedence here.
Hoeveel - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a bit confused, Billy, you don't know these two in real life do you? So where does gender come into it? 0_o
Billy Florio - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Hoeveel, its a long story lol....I had originaly assumed by their writing styles that both Merry and Pippin were female, so one day I wrote on one of their parodies, "good job girls"....,Merry then responded "How do you knwo we are both girls?"....and that started off this whole gender ambiguidy issue....and Malcolm got brought in, and Royce and it was a whole big fun party lol....there are many more parodies written about the confusion from everyone from Malcolm, Bob Gomaz and my brother
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody about the Merry & Pippin/Malcolm Higgins Controversy

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