The site’s called 4chan
I’m always on there posting
Just ‘cause I can
And all of my memes it’s hosting

Hitler was cool
But I’m not a fool
I don’t really mean what I say
If you take offense, it means that you’re gay

‘Cause I’m just a teenage edgelord, baby
Yeah, I’m just a teenage edgelord, baby
White guys should say the n-word, baby
Like me

My teacher got mad
She sent me to detention
But I’m not sad
‘Cause it could have been suspension

She’s such a bore
I called her a whore
But I didn’t mean what I said
She can’t take a joke, what’s wrong with her head?

‘Cause I’m just a teenage edgelord, baby
Yeah, I’m just a teenage edgelord, baby
Joke about 9/11, baby
Like me

Yeah, edgelord
Why can’t they tell I was kidding?
Oh yeah, edgelord
Why can’t they tell I was kidding?

Man I’m stuck right here
My parents said I was grounded
Just as I feared
I posted stuff and they found out

Guess they don’t like
That time I said “kike”
But I didn’t mean it, it’s true
One of my best friends is really a Jew

[Parents say:]
Because we’re sick of you saying that stuff, baby
You said that human flesh is tasty
You’re just a teenage edgelord, baby
It’s true

Yeah, edgelord
Why can’t they tell I was kidding?
Oh yeah, edgelord
Why can’t they tell I was kidding?