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Song Parodies -> "Preteen Douchebag"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Preteen Douchebag"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Her name is Julie
I have a dream about her
She sings to me
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Kix and argyle socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a preteen douchebag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a preteen douchebag, baby
Listen to some Metallica maybe with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a stick to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives down the way
And he drives a Hyundai
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a preteen douchebag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a preteen douchebag, baby
Listen to some Metallica maybe with me

Oh, yeah, douchebag, no, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, yeah, douchebag, no, she doesn't know what she's missing

Man, I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me

I've got two tickets to Metallica, baby
Come with me Sunday, don't say "maybe"
I'm just a preteen douchebag, baby, like you

Oh, yeah, douchebag, no, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, yeah, douchebag, no, she doesn't know what she's missing

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