I split my drink.
Now I have to clean it.
Boy this sure stinks.
I guess I'll vacuum it.
I'll go down four blocks.
See if it's in stock.
Does that clerk know who I am?
Does Mom really give a **** about me.

Cuz' I need a Hoover Drtbag, baby.
Yes, price me up a Dirtbag baby.
Hoover, nobody has done cleaning like you.
Oooooooooh.


This cash that I get.
I'm paying for a Dirtbag.
Mom'll surely kick,
My ass, If she sees the drag.
That I have gone through.
To clean up this DOO.
But Mom doesn't know where I am.
And I just don't give a **** about her.

Cuz' I need a Hoover Dirtbag, baby.
Yes, ring up a Hoover Dirtbag baby.
Hoover, nobody has done cleaing like you.
Ooh.

Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.
Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.
Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.
Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.

It's starting to mold.
When I just get in the house.
Low and behold, I just started swearing.
This is a dream, but then I just scream.
Mom then shouts "Where are you Sam?"
When she sees this she'll give a whooping on me.

I've told you over and over, baby.
I'll beat you up, like we're in the Navy.
Is that a Hoover Dirtbag, hunney, by you.
Ooh!

Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.
Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.
Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.
Hoover Dirtbag, no, nobody does it like you.