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Song Parodies -> "The Night Santa Talked Dirty"
Original Song Title:
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"The Night Santa Talked Dirty"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
OK, I know Weird Al's OS is a parody, too.. but I've never heard that OS. Based on this story from The Register
The Brass Eye reference is from the brilliant satirical TV programme - if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch this
The Brass Eye reference is from the brilliant satirical TV programme - if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch this
Up in their bedrooms, children are at it again:
Sitting at their computers, typing on MSN
When the buzz goes around - something new that's really hot
It's a big, fat, foulmouthed Microsoft Santa bot
You can hear the kids giggle as the story's repeated
What Santa replies when you tell him to "Eat It"
And some children laugh, some are merely perplexed
When Santa says it's fun talkin' 'bout oral sex
The night Santa talked dirty
The night Saint Nick was a pest
Answering an innocent question
Sounding like he's sexually-obsessed
Well, with children today, you can guess just what follows
What Santa replies when asked if he swallows
That's when all the parents start feeling disgusted
As he answers in kind when called a "dirty bastard"
And talk about drugs, he says it's fun to get high
Thinks "Cake" is a drug, too, so must watch "Brass Eye"
So who's saying it's only a minor infraction
As the lawyers queue up for one massive class action
The night Santa talked dirty
The site where Saint Nick digressed
Can they arrest him for paedophilia
Without passing the Turing test
There's a million dads don't know what to say
It's alright to type in "ho ho ho"
But a "Ho" on its own's not OK
Now the writs start a-flying and hackles are rising
And everyone’s dying to know
Will MS pay?
Hey, hey, hey, hey they'll pay
That's if the lawyers get their way
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a virtual prison for his paedophile crime
Hey little friend now, he'll soon be out again
After Microsoft stooges reprogram his brain
There's kiddies in therapy says the prosecution
And Santa's getting blamed for child prostitution
And the lawyers are checking everything Santa said
Looks like Santa hasn't been.. using his head
The night Santa talked dirty
The night Kris K lost his crown
If he's saying that kinda stuff to children
Well, I guess that Santa's goin' down
The night Santa talked dirty
The site Saint Nick should have ducked
What with the lawyers and the paranoia
Seems to me that Santa's gonna get
Surely seems that Santa's gonna get
Can't you see that Santa's go----
..na get f...ried
Sitting at their computers, typing on MSN
When the buzz goes around - something new that's really hot
It's a big, fat, foulmouthed Microsoft Santa bot
You can hear the kids giggle as the story's repeated
What Santa replies when you tell him to "Eat It"
And some children laugh, some are merely perplexed
When Santa says it's fun talkin' 'bout oral sex
The night Santa talked dirty
The night Saint Nick was a pest
Answering an innocent question
Sounding like he's sexually-obsessed
Well, with children today, you can guess just what follows
What Santa replies when asked if he swallows
That's when all the parents start feeling disgusted
As he answers in kind when called a "dirty bastard"
And talk about drugs, he says it's fun to get high
Thinks "Cake" is a drug, too, so must watch "Brass Eye"
So who's saying it's only a minor infraction
As the lawyers queue up for one massive class action
The night Santa talked dirty
The site where Saint Nick digressed
Can they arrest him for paedophilia
Without passing the Turing test
There's a million dads don't know what to say
It's alright to type in "ho ho ho"
But a "Ho" on its own's not OK
Now the writs start a-flying and hackles are rising
And everyone’s dying to know
Will MS pay?
Hey, hey, hey, hey they'll pay
That's if the lawyers get their way
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a virtual prison for his paedophile crime
Hey little friend now, he'll soon be out again
After Microsoft stooges reprogram his brain
There's kiddies in therapy says the prosecution
And Santa's getting blamed for child prostitution
And the lawyers are checking everything Santa said
Looks like Santa hasn't been.. using his head
The night Santa talked dirty
The night Kris K lost his crown
If he's saying that kinda stuff to children
Well, I guess that Santa's goin' down
The night Santa talked dirty
The site Saint Nick should have ducked
What with the lawyers and the paranoia
Seems to me that Santa's gonna get
Surely seems that Santa's gonna get
Can't you see that Santa's go----
..na get f...ried
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looks like you'll be on the "naughty" list this year...lol
Enjoyable (555), but I should tell you that the OS isn't a parody, it's just one of Al's original works.
...although it's close enough in sound and pace to Soul Asylum's "Black Gold" to almost say it is a parody. ":) 555
I love it when you talk D-words to me, ~Cowboy Santa Ray~. . .
A potty mouthed Santa is a funny idea..well done
Fun OS to take on, not easy to improve upon an OS like this--but you managed to do it. Very well done Phil, one of your better works--though I do have to question your timing on release ;)
Thanks, everyone :-)
Jonathan - it's an original? No wonder I've not heard the OS then... thanks
Ag - who's what?
AFW - check the link at the top: it's not my idea, it's something that actually happened (apart from the law suits.. that's my embellishing things a bit)
BAD - You're too kind - I honestly don't think I did improve on the original, 'cause that's one of my favourite Weird Al's.. the timing came purely because I read the Register story last week, and if I'd tried waiting to have a Christmas release, you can bet I'd have forgotten all about it :-)
Jonathan - it's an original? No wonder I've not heard the OS then... thanks
Ag - who's what?
AFW - check the link at the top: it's not my idea, it's something that actually happened (apart from the law suits.. that's my embellishing things a bit)
BAD - You're too kind - I honestly don't think I did improve on the original, 'cause that's one of my favourite Weird Al's.. the timing came purely because I read the Register story last week, and if I'd tried waiting to have a Christmas release, you can bet I'd have forgotten all about it :-)
Phil: see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ2458zCmaU, then compare with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iKRAnJ6u3M and you'll understand what I am talking about. ;)
Thanks, Ag - I can see what you mean, and that's a real cracker of a song, too.
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