Hey everyone, listen up, something has gone way too far
I'd really gave you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a boisterous and sinister computer virus
If you close the last Safari window, it will leave a scar
You couldn't stand any chances
Under no circumstances
Just get rid of it or else it will
Make your PC take too much time to shut down
As porn pop-ups tried to gather round
Neutralize some of your hard drive all day long

(Watch out!) It's gonna put your Firefox on delay
(Watch out!) And force you to register for E-bay
(Watch out!) It will destroy your useful e-mails too
And the Yahoo Mails of anyone related to you

Virus attack!
Delete immediately before it keeps striking back
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will mess up all your Weird Al MP3s
It'll mess up your screensavers
Change your desktop wallpaper
Into something inappropiate toward you
It will also send you a mail with the subject "Abrochese"
Then hog your cable TV
And call the police
You gotta trash it now, or else it will
Set your "junk mail" box as a default source
For new important e-mails, of course
Even restart your iMac every ten minutes

(Watch out!) It's gonna block your screen with adware junk
(Watch out!) And make your refrigerator get too stunk
(Watch out!) And create phony calls while you're on the phone
(Watch out!) And make your iPod only play Rolling Stones
(Watch out!) Try to interfere you during bathtime
(Watch out!) Wake you up in the middle of your bedtime
(Watch out!) Then hide your pointer wherever it goes
Cause more errors and slowdowns to go with the flow
This must be a...

Virus attack!
Delete immediately before it keeps striking back
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus attack!
Delete immediately before it keeps striking back
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll have to contact the Geek Squad
So before the trojan horses obey their spyware god

In case your computer took too much time to power down
In case you dunno, don't panic and get frown
Better unplug it and trash it to your junkyard
Otherwise your name will be legally changed to Hildegard

Virus attack!
Delete immediately before it keeps striking back
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus attack!
Delete immediately before it keeps striking back
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus attack!
Delete immediately before it keeps striking back
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit... send... right... now!