I'm sick of playing Solitaire,
Not much to do there,
Getting tired of PCs,
I thought that I would go right out of my mind until a friend showed me the web,
He said the entire world's on,
Right at the same time and,
Anything I'd ever want to see is fully available to me,
Since then, I've been watching web toons,
Reading source code and pirating tunes,
Because I'm so excited and I really don't care,
I must have more MP3s,
Must sign up for more message boards,
I must join more e-raid hordes,
I must pwn those whom are abhorred,
Must make another ytmnd,

I can't wait, No,
I can't wait,
To get back on the message board,

I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!

On Something Awful, must have been in here half the night,
Read a story, checked it off with Snopes, to make sure that it was right,
Now I'm reading fast, and I'm clicking past,
All sorts of pop up ads,
Downloading newer remakes of Doom,
So many hard drives, there's hardly even room for my mouse,
On the web now, very, very close to starting an online fad,
Guys with avatars are spamming all my boards,
I'd get something to eat, but I'm tied down by the cords,
Brand new torrents of music and movies,
I'm always seeding up for free,
I push it to the limit as I'm rallying,
eBaum haters to start allying,
Next week we'll flood his server and shut it down permanently!

I can't wait, No,
I can't wait,
To get back on the message board,

I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!
I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!

*Sigh* Would you look at all those fads
They've got Brian Peppers, Something Awful,
Olmec and the Hidden Temple,
Dancing Batman, time traveling man,
One weakness and Tiger handhelds,
Nazi forest, defect features,
Cosby and his pocket creatures,
Blue ball machine, Sailor Moon meets,
Khan, Thwomp, AIDS, Pi, Snake and stairs,
Katamari, Cookie Monster,
Chocolate city, Asiacopter,
What is Love? and Yiddish cups,
It's a trap, and Captain Picard,
Lex Luthor, nigga stole my bike,
O RLY? and broken strides,
Snape, Ducktales, Nedry fails,
Connery MySpace suicide,
N64s, the Moskau song,
Tra-la-las and ding-ding-dongs,
Riding spinna's, missing stapla's,
599 US dollars (wrong!),
Giant crabs and Future Conan,
Oh snap, Bill Nye, scientology, and Gman,
Sonic, mine! Mine! Norris, Bill Nye,
The Best Day Ever, the Gay Fuel can,
Sonic, Vader, Leeroy Jenkins,
Shoes on strippers, face expressions,
Bananaphone and math is pwned!
Punch the keys, NEDM,
Nothing moves Blob, and Jesus, lol,
Ridge Racer, do a barrel roll,
Numa Numa, Josh from MySpace,
Wii, rave, dew, and all your base,

I can't wait, No,
I can't wait,
To get back on the message board,

I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!
I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!
I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!