"Your face resembles pizza"
Man, that's a lame retort
No sensation I'm feeling
Rage or disgust from the insults you're bringing
Work on your lame retorts

I suggest that you write any mean lines
That you can think of before it's time
Practice, rewrite any bad lines
Have a repertoire of vicious jibes
Keep them contri-ite, dripping with spi-ite
"Your breath stinks" you're not try-yi-ing

Pay up (pay up)
Don't want an unnecessary shake-up
The deadline for your loan is today, bud (not tomorrow or later, today, bud)
When you borrow cash under the table
You should pay up before things get fatal (I'm warning you)
Isn't something that you can delay, bud (I'm warning you)
Your mob dealings won't just go away, bud (I'm warning you)
There's a way for this to not be painful (I'm warning you)

Just give me the bucks
Don't try to run away and hide
Why try? Just give back to me what's
Mine, mine, mine, m-m-mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
Hey!

I got a goatee
An awesome goatee
I like my goatee
I'm the only one
Some say it's cheesy
Or say it's tacky
I think it's snazzy
And it's them that suck

"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
That's your opinion of it
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
I think it's pretty awesome
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
The same critique, just stop it
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
Chin, I'll keep my beard on it

You've got control of a popular show
And people love it
But they want somethin' fresh and nuanced
But that's just nonsense
Can't disrupt the status quo-uo, that's right
Just repeat old plots like so-o
Or you'll get fi-ired, it's true-ue
Don't want that, do you-ou?

Garnet, Amethyst, Pea-earl
They're all space-rocks, I guess, the details elude me
I think they save the world
Haven't watched the show, though it sure sounds intriguing
Seems like a pretty fun cartoon, yeah
I'm slack so binge-watch plans aren't proceeding
Been spoiled for lots of plot-twists too, yeah
Won't say 'em in case there's other newbies reading now

Ah-doo-wa
Hacked si-ite (hoo-hoo)
It's dea-ead (shoo-doo-wa)
What was just a fanpage for clowns (fan of clowns)
Ruined by jerkoffs (big jerkoffs)
Doesn't make sense now
I've trie-ied (hard to do)
I tried to work out (work it out)
How they got access to my site (to my site)
Security ain't slight (sure ain't slight)
Just doesn't seem right, yeah

So wha-a-a-ack
So wha-a-a-ack
You putz, you won't be down with the hip kids
You schmuck, you can't get down with the hip kids
Screwed up, doubt you'll be down with the hip kids
If you try to skate and run right into a tree
Wake up, you won't get down with the hip kids
You suck at this stuff, you won't be down with the hip kids
You suck at getting down with the hip kids
Practice will not help, you'll always look like a dweeb

But your renovations suck, all your renovations suck
Ev'ry renovation sucks, hate your renovations, bud

Whether I'm at home or out in town
Feels like my skull is crunchin' down
Cause I've got a migraine, big migraine
My brain's got a migraine
It makes me mad, though I can't flip out
Cause it hurts with the slightest frown
Hate this stupid migraine, dumb migraine
Gives me high pain

All I do is outlines
That's my whole schtick
You don't care, do-o you?
You just like co-olours
I'm not too mad, buddy
Just a ta-ad peeved
As an inke-er dude
I'm no big dea-eal, true

Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky

They are, they a-are all hallucina-ations
A lot, a lo-ot of hallucina-ations
Don't want, don't wa-ant no hallucina-ations
Can't stop these hallucinations
Hey!

Last airbender, the only airbender
Not just air that I'm bendin', bend all four elements
I'm Aang, the last airbender, I'll save us
I'll save us, I'll save us
Yes I'll be bendin' all of the elements
Quickly I should be learnin' cause a comet's comin'
With that the fi-irebenders will, will, will flame up
With airbendin' I will save us
Last airbender, save us
Last airbender, save us
Last airbender
With my bendin', I'll save us
Hey!