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Song Parodies -> "Skaters Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Amish Paradise"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Skaters Paradise"
Parody Written by:
T.J. Spindler
The Lyrics
This is for all you skaters out there!
As I walk through the park where I put on my skates
I think of all the things that I'm always going to hate
For example things that are quite a bore
Like doing stupid chores.
I'm a man of the land, I get no disapline
Just got a skateboard in my hand, and pads on shins.
And if we try tricks that we're going to create,
Then we're all going to celebrate.
We've been spendig most our lives
living in a skaters paradise.
We all fight we don't play nice
living in a skaters paradise.
We sell trucks at dicount price
living in a skaters paradise.
When we start bleeding, we put on our wounds ice
living in a skaters paradise.
A local boy nailed a trick last week
I just put my thumbs down and said it was weak
Even though I thought the trick was really classic
Because the person who did it was Bucky Lasic.
But I've never said another skater was good even if they deserved it.
A skater being nice, you know that's unheard of.
We never wear ties, but we've got cool pads,
and my friends agree that I'm real rad.
If you come to visit, you'll be here all day,
or you'll be recovering from a broken leg.
We rule at being cool so please don't point or stare
because our talents we may share.
No rules, no chores, no parents not a single bad thing,
and that is the reason that I'm singing.
We've been spending most our lives
living in a skaters paradise.
To heal our wounds we'll put on cold ice
living in a skaters paradise.
We always fight, we're never nice
living in a skaters paradise.
We sell wheels at discount price
living in a skaters paradise.
Nailing the 360, the board slide and the ollie,
oh, wait I can't forget the simple nollie.
Think your really cool, think you rock hard?
WelI I know I'm a million times as good as you are.
I the kinda guy that never walks
I just skate, scoring points for Tony Hawk.
You better not skate bad, or for you I have news
I'm going to have to punch you.
We've been spending most our lives
living in a skaters paradise.
We all fight, we don't play nice
living in a skaters paridise.
We sell Boards at discount price
living in a skaters paradise.
We are really talented guys
living in a skaters paradise.
I think of all the things that I'm always going to hate
For example things that are quite a bore
Like doing stupid chores.
I'm a man of the land, I get no disapline
Just got a skateboard in my hand, and pads on shins.
And if we try tricks that we're going to create,
Then we're all going to celebrate.
We've been spendig most our lives
living in a skaters paradise.
We all fight we don't play nice
living in a skaters paradise.
We sell trucks at dicount price
living in a skaters paradise.
When we start bleeding, we put on our wounds ice
living in a skaters paradise.
A local boy nailed a trick last week
I just put my thumbs down and said it was weak
Even though I thought the trick was really classic
Because the person who did it was Bucky Lasic.
But I've never said another skater was good even if they deserved it.
A skater being nice, you know that's unheard of.
We never wear ties, but we've got cool pads,
and my friends agree that I'm real rad.
If you come to visit, you'll be here all day,
or you'll be recovering from a broken leg.
We rule at being cool so please don't point or stare
because our talents we may share.
No rules, no chores, no parents not a single bad thing,
and that is the reason that I'm singing.
We've been spending most our lives
living in a skaters paradise.
To heal our wounds we'll put on cold ice
living in a skaters paradise.
We always fight, we're never nice
living in a skaters paradise.
We sell wheels at discount price
living in a skaters paradise.
Nailing the 360, the board slide and the ollie,
oh, wait I can't forget the simple nollie.
Think your really cool, think you rock hard?
WelI I know I'm a million times as good as you are.
I the kinda guy that never walks
I just skate, scoring points for Tony Hawk.
You better not skate bad, or for you I have news
I'm going to have to punch you.
We've been spending most our lives
living in a skaters paradise.
We all fight, we don't play nice
living in a skaters paridise.
We sell Boards at discount price
living in a skaters paradise.
We are really talented guys
living in a skaters paradise.
2003 1 Million 2 one inc. All rights reserved. Anyone who copies this for commercial or other public uses other than home internet use can be fined up to $100,000.00 dollers other than the band who made this.
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What, no mention of Avril? I thought it wouldn't be any more obvious!
It ROCKED! I totally agree on the song! Keep Makin' Parodies!
You'll be famous some day!
It was awesome! Sk8 on dude!!!
COOL! On a scale of 1 to 10 it would score 1,000,000,000,000!
It's so cool! Keep it up!
u play tony hawk games? this is good, sounds like my tricks at the Zoo level on THPS4
sure, I just can't get my email working. as soon as i have a website, i'll give it to you. try www.expage.com/nhl2002rules. P.s.: Citation up there is my buddy.
I checked out the website. Did you do the games. If so, you've gotta tell me how you did it. You said you made games for a living. Well, I make music (I have a band) and movies and greeting cards for a living. Check out www.00fun.com. All of the cards, except 1 or 2, are made by me. It doesn't tell you 'cause there are no credits. Tell me if you like 'em! See ya!!!!!
been there a long time ago, luvd those cards. the games came with the site made by expage...
layoff yesterday due 2 madden... love the game! go falcons!
Hey. Check out My newest and greatest song called,"The Puck." Tell me what u think about it!
1.The song was in 1996 2.It was orginally done by Coolio >:(
My dad owns JIve records. Do you wanna sign a contract with him? answer soon!
Give me more info!
Check out my brothers (Christian Spindler's) song, Hunted, parody of Haunted, originally made by Evanescence! Please give him this same option!
You get paid $25.00 per hour for starters, and if your good you'll get paid more! We have instrument players in case you don't know how to play (No Offense) Answer soon!
You guys don't have to sign if you don't want to
Yes, me and Christian will sign!
Okay. Your tour will start 1/24/04! Okay?
I'm sorry, it starts 9/24/04, because other people will be on tour. Every year we get a few people to get sponsered by us from this website!
I like this one , If you use spell check your scores can improve dramaticly. Looks like you have quit a fan club. Including the infamous MP.
if you have room... alex, i'm okay with it.
My bud T.J. told me about you. If you want, this will start 12/03/04. We have a lot more people so thats why it'll take so long.Say thankz to TJ
thankz t.j. thanks a whole lot.
there's a hint on pacholek's song "she'd rather play for me". thanks for the tour date alex.
actually, my sweet home california is it.
and i will sign.
jus tel mi yourr ayge
15
Mine .... um, we'll still Be friendz no matter what age i am right.....I'm..um.......um...um....10. I'm a little dude. I suck don't i?
really i'm 12
7th Grade?
Don’t worry, I’m not dead! Stupid homework.
yeah grade 7. 4 days down, 176 cramped bus rides with imbecillic girls to go.
LOL. but what does imbecillic mean. im only in 5th grade, enrichment. im surprised if i spelt that right. Fatzo boy on my bus named Giovanni. He is italian. He smells like a ten year old calzone. P.U.! When he says," I'm umm, as old as you wanted me to be," he sounds like he's saying, "I'm a azz hole as you wunnid me to bey." ha! opps, stomachs hurting, feel like bafing. tj owwww, owww, out. (barf)
correction: the girls are cretins (stupid).
yeah, i had a little stomach pain myself today. Played soccer, scored a goal, ate nothing until about 2:00 all day.("My brain is in every sport, my guts are in football (or soccer), but my heart will always be in hockey.")
retarded
Thanks! Now i can call Giovanni that (who, by the way, has an I.Q. of a jar of mayonaisse) and he won't know what it means. Oh, and please check out my bros parody and leave a comment and we can chat there. info on either "future house," "Bryant," or "Jerry Springer part one." New parody coming. Lose Yourself parody. expect it to suck. P.S. Static, your on the home stretch of making 25 or more parodies. tell me how it feels to be on the top half! tj out
i read hunted. i forgot to comment. it was 5-5-5. you guys have a lot of talent. i usually forget to rewrite the funny lyrics to half of each of my songs. call giovanni a cretin too. it means the same thing.
Hey, Alex. Can My 2 Friends (Glen and Kyle) get sponsered by u? They both are funny, and they are very talented when it comes to singing and rapping. Let me know! Bye!
I don't usually do this but since they're your friends, alright. There tour starts 12/29/04!
THE ORIGINAL WAS MADE IN THE 90s. IT WAS ORIGNALLY MADE BY COOLIO.
The parody was also made in the 90s.
alright heres to all weird al wannabes making parodies. i mean seriously why would you ever parody somebody who makes parodies? i mean doesnt that kind of ruin the purpose. when the song you are parodying is funnier than your parody thats kinda sad no offence i mean seriously..... well the parody was good as a parody but you picked the wrong song.....
OFFENSE is how you spell it. Not OFFENCE
stoopid canadians (note how i spelled "stupid")
Sorry. The above thing was me. But, Jerami (Who by the way to all Amirighters like Static, Claude, Dive, WM, Johnny D, and everyone else) is a wanna-be from my class, who is younger than me. He likes to harrass me in class, and now he is doing it on the World Wide Web. Well, here is a counter action. Log on to http://www.expage.com/jeramiroth and read the truth about him. There is no comment section, so he can't harrass me anymore. tj out
Hehehehe that was a great one mate. 5-5-5!!! I love how you emphasise the injuries skaters get hehehe. My young brother doesn't exactly skate but does do stunt BMX riding down at the skater bowl and often gets shin-bash, bruises and abrasions. BTW thanks for the great feedback for my parodies.
awesome job comment- people, it's no use repeating that it's by coolio what you haven't mentioned is the title- "Gangster paradise" just a note
Man That Was weak
That was crap man where the hell is the rest of the song and sure you may have a band but learn how to ryhme make paradies and oh yeah do the WHOLE DAMN SONG NEXT TIME thanks for your time
it was ok but skateboarders are still gay
The parody was excellant, Hitler!!!! That's right! It's Andrew from Mrs. Reif's class! Just thought I'd check out your parodies to bring back memories of eskimo bob, itunes, snood, sim city 3000, Mrs. reif going through menapause, ya know, good ol' times! lol! If you actually read this someday, call me at...uh...uh...UH...oh, crum! i've forgotten my phone number! It might be a good idea to look in the PHONE BOOK under ELIZABETH OWENS but I doubt it's in there(hint, hint. WINK,WINK!!!NUDGE, NUDGE!!!!!PROD, PROD!!!!!!!!pokE.
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