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Song Parodies -> "General Mills"
Original Song Title:
"Beverly Hills"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Weezer
Parody Song Title:
"General Mills"
Parody Written by:
Mike Armstrong
The Lyrics
Dedicated to the cereal giant, General Mills (Frosted Flakes is the only non-General Mills cereal included)
Where I come from
You'll find Frosted Flakes
We refrigerate on the middle rack
That Trix rabbit is a little whack
Giants who are barefoot, jolly, and green
You see us on the groc'ry shelves
Some of us make it on TV
Like that damn dough boy, Pillsbury
Or that bi*ch Betty Crocker
General Mills, we are the cereal!
Kickin' butt, General Mills
General Mills, we're breakfast food material!
Post blows goats, General Mills
Look at all those Lucky Charms
Got Chex in corn and wheat and rice
And there's Kix to satisfy
Your little munchkin's snacking vice
Got 2 scoops of Raisin Bran
To keep you regular and clean
Eatin' Kellogg's is for fools
Cuz we're the breakfast King
General Mills, we're whatcha wanna eat!
Cookie Crisp, General Mills
General Mills, Chocula is quite a treat!
Wheaties yup, General Mills
You know there's, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
There's a toy for the kiddies there
That they won't ever use
No they won't, it's just some Ninja Turtle crap
That's missing an arm, maybe two
So go buy Cheerios instead
Honey Nut will do
General Mills, we even make Bisquick!
Jemimah, General Mills
General Mills, sorry if Bugles make you sick!
Gardetto's, General Mills
General Mills!
General Mills!
General Mills!
General Mills!
What's up now, General Mills!
You'll find Frosted Flakes
We refrigerate on the middle rack
That Trix rabbit is a little whack
Giants who are barefoot, jolly, and green
You see us on the groc'ry shelves
Some of us make it on TV
Like that damn dough boy, Pillsbury
Or that bi*ch Betty Crocker
General Mills, we are the cereal!
Kickin' butt, General Mills
General Mills, we're breakfast food material!
Post blows goats, General Mills
Look at all those Lucky Charms
Got Chex in corn and wheat and rice
And there's Kix to satisfy
Your little munchkin's snacking vice
Got 2 scoops of Raisin Bran
To keep you regular and clean
Eatin' Kellogg's is for fools
Cuz we're the breakfast King
General Mills, we're whatcha wanna eat!
Cookie Crisp, General Mills
General Mills, Chocula is quite a treat!
Wheaties yup, General Mills
You know there's, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
There's a toy for the kiddies there
That they won't ever use
No they won't, it's just some Ninja Turtle crap
That's missing an arm, maybe two
So go buy Cheerios instead
Honey Nut will do
General Mills, we even make Bisquick!
Jemimah, General Mills
General Mills, sorry if Bugles make you sick!
Gardetto's, General Mills
General Mills!
General Mills!
General Mills!
General Mills!
What's up now, General Mills!
Not gonna lie, this was fun to do
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And---they all have WHOLE GRAINS! Wow. ;) (surprised you didn't have that annoying sampled voice say "Yummy yummy!" in the chorus...)555
I wanted to add something for the sampled voice... then just said fu** it
Fun parody, Mike. 5's.
good one, really good.555
555, which is also almost what a box of cereal costs these days...
Yea no kidding, might as well buy the Meijer brand
You know what they say: "Whole grains make the difference!"
As well as "No grain, no gain" Great one Mikeo Puffs
[SOTM] A parody with all the right ingredients, but which was missing the fulfilling crunch needed to get full marks 444
[SOTM] Very creative!
(SOTM) Not sure which cereals I eat are GM, but if this could be shortened up somehow/edited a bit they might want it as a theme song. Good job Mike.
SOTM--LOL...this was great! Quite original, too!
SOTM...very creative. Would make a good commercial, with GM cereals kicking Kellogs off the shelf.
you should try submitting this to GM to see if they will make a commercial out of it. now i gotta go get my lucky charms. cute original idea.
(SOTM) Good job, I'll be singing along on my next grocery trip!
(SOTM) Mike Armstrong - The Cereal Killer of the month!
(SOTM) This was fun....545
(SOTM) Super concept! Good OS, too. 555
(SOTM) As crisp as a bowl a crunchy granola!
(sotm) dammit Peter A. took my cereal-killer line - nice work Mike
I like Weezer and I LOVE cold cereal, so it feels like you wrote this specifically for me. THANK YOU.
I'm shocked at your sin of omission - leaving out the "Gimme gimme"s (Aggro's suggestion for that is a nice one), but I'll forgive you thanks to lines like "missing an arm, maybe two" and "Post blows goats." And again, THANK YOU.
I'm shocked at your sin of omission - leaving out the "Gimme gimme"s (Aggro's suggestion for that is a nice one), but I'll forgive you thanks to lines like "missing an arm, maybe two" and "Post blows goats." And again, THANK YOU.
(SOTM) Love the "we even make Bisquick" !
(SOTM) I'm wheat ya all the whey!! 5's
(SOTM) i can see some of this used in an advertisement... the wholle thing would work except the censors might object to the betty crocker line and some others
:-)
Hey, it was fun to read too. The simplicity of a rhyme usually makes it funnier for me, and this had a lot of lines like that.
SOTM.. Very clever. I agree with 2nz about simplicity being funny. And also I have my own parodies about Pilsbury, Raisin Bran, and Cheerios. I love food parodies. 555
Fun fun fun. I liked.
i love it!
A great ode to cereal. 4/5/5!
drop it likes hot
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