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I C A N T S P E L L E
Do you know what that means, man?
That means I can’t spell, and I can’t read
Can’t write, and I can’t speak properly
If you can’t spell, sit down. If you can’t spell, sit down.
If you can’t spell, sit down. If you can’t spell, learn how.

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I C A N T S P E L L E
Do you know what that means?
My mind is undeveloped, like I’m mother fuckin 3
I’m so fuckin stupid, I can’t even spell DVD
I can’t get pass a chapter, every time I try to read
And every time I try to breathe, it seems I stutter when I speak
My mother tells everybody that I’m special and unique
And I have to wear a tag that says “Hi, My Name Is Dee-Dee-Dee”
I A Fool, and in school, couldn’t make it pass first grade
My dad had to sleep with the teacher, so that I could get an A
The eye exam, was the only passing test that I ever took
And it sucks cause girls never give retards a second look
I burn food, every single time that I try to cook
And I get offended every time I list to Read A Book
It just plays over and over in my head, that fuckin chant
Their like “Read A Book, Read A Book” I’m like I motha fuckin can’t

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I’m a dumb mother fucker
Just ask my mother
I don’t know how to spell good
Call me Fantasia
Or maybe dimwit, This is hard to admit
But once to win a Spelling Bee, I sucked a little dick
I’m ugly, don’t smell good
My butthole smells like tuna
I need to find a woman, who could easily look through this
An ignorant chick, one who doesn’t give a shit
That I got some ignoromics, need to get some Hooked On Phonics
When I try to color, I can’t stay inside the lines
And when I told this shawty that, she just laughed me off
I’m a dumb little bitch, I’m stupid as shit
I get lost in a revolving door, I can’t find the exit
Got my dunce cap on, look like a Cone Head
And the school told me to ride the Short Bus instead
Yo, I really need some help, somebody please teach me something
Man, even Forrest Gump said “You’re Fuckin Stupid”

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Live in my mothers’ house, and I’m thirty six
Nobody will hire a guy who cannot read maps
I’m tryna get a job, but I can’t yo
So I stay home man, and just play Halo
I’m tryna go to, a Community College, dude
But they keep sendin rejection letters that say… “Yeah right, Dumbass”
They make fun of me in my town, they always put me down
They be like “Deeeeeeeeee” when I walk around
Yo, I’m tryna get smarter, man, I swear I really is
But I’m stuck behind this stutter, and this stupid fuckin lisp
So mommy, please stop botherin me
I already got enough people at school, who call me “Timmy!”
Got a leap frog game, to help me learn English
That’s a gift from my mother, she gave me this Christmas
You didn’t have to buy it mom, yeah I already get
That I’m a fuckin dumbass, I don’t need help to get I’m stupid

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