Well the next four years might seem like the rest of our lives
Will I be here when I turn seventy-five
If I’m careful I won’t be impeached
Although a second term might be out of reach
When people leave the white house, they won't be coming back
They might stay in town but I’m on a different track
Might be offensive with what I do and say
But I’ll still be in office just in a few more days
Oh I’m moving in, that makes many frown
Don’t deserve the power, I’m better without sound
I keep thinking of protesters in June
But now me and Putin
We’re over the moon
Russia might have helped me, but
Doesn’t seem likely, no
I might have gotten Russian hookers freaky
Didn’t happen according to me
World’s laughing at us thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels

As we go on
We remember
Inauguration
Come together
And screw protesters
Come whatever
Da, we are comrades forever

And so I got the big jobs
And I made the big money
I hosted TV shows
And my hair still is funny
But I still have learned nothing to behave in life
Still am trying to cause people undue strife
Will ol’ Vladimir Putin be always my right hand man?
Can presidency somehow not interfere with my tan?
People keep thinking that I’m prejudiced
I don’t know, just might always be pissed
I'll grab you, how does that feel?

As we go on
Seems forever
Inauguration
Come together
I might ramble on
Tweet whatever
Me and Putin, comrades forever

Yuge, Yuge, Yuge, Yuge
Russia
China, China
We’ll still be comrades forever

Can we drain the swamp if we keep adding more pollution?
Can we appoint bad people
And still make it in the end?
I thought that this election would never end
And never thought that I would be president
Will my past be a shadow that will follow me 'round?
Will Obama blast me since he won’t leave this town?
I keep, I keep thinking that it's just not real
So pinch me, so have something to feel

As we go on
I remember
All the party
Ties I severed
Many don’t like me
Come together
Me and Putin, comrades forever

My Russian ties
Might go deeper
Than you might think
Part of the deal
And dos vidanya,
It’s my theater
We’ll still be comrades forever

I’ve got secrets
We’ll discover
Fun times that I
Might have had there
And as countries change
Come whatever
We’ll still be comrades forever